Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas
You cant be a proper comic unless youve been out on stage and felt the fear. – Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas
Science is out of the reach of morals, for her eyes are fixed upon eternal truths. Art is out of the reach of morals, for her eyes are fixed upon things beautiful and immortal and ever-changing. To morals belong the lower and less intellectual spheres. – Oscar Wilde, The Critic as Artist, 1891