Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas
You always hear people saying, I hope Im not turning into my dad, but Id be honoured if I became half as decent a bloke as he is. – Johnny Vegas
I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas
I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas