Im getting positive feedback for my acting so well see if any other interesting parts come up. – Johnny Vegas
I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas
My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas
Ive got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one. – Johnny Vegas
The nature of catastrophe is, after all, reasonably unvarying in the way it ruins, destroys, wounds and devastates. But if something can be learned from the event – not least something as profound as the theory of plate tectonics – then it somehow puts the ruination into a much more positive light. – Simon Winchester