Quote by Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is anoth

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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