Quote by Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is anoth

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

Other quotes by Johnny Vegas

My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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Family
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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas

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Family
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My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didnt come home. – Johnny Vegas

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Home
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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy. – George A. Romero

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When a father, absent during the day, returns home at six, his children receive only his temperament, not his teaching. – Robert Bly

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I got problems. I freak out, go to a shrink, go through all kinds of therapy and stuff, but Im learning how to deal with it. Thats why Ive chosen one hour a night to get all of my aggressions out. to really tell the world the way I feel. – Jonathan Davis

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