Quote by Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is anoth

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

Other quotes by Johnny Vegas

Ive spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. Its just not my home. – Johnny Vegas

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Home
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I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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Birthday
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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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wedding
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill

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For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents. – James Herriot

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funny

The funny thing is people wont let me pay for things. Ill be in a restaurant and the manager will say, Oh no, its on the house. – Richard Branson

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funny

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut. – Ellen DeGeneres

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funny

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The functions of the family in a highly differentiated society are not to be interpreted as functions directly on behalf of the society, but on behalf of personality. – Talcott Parsons

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