Quote by Johnny Vegas
It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is anoth

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family dont seem to be particularly keen on them. – Johnny Vegas

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Family
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I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, Im grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year olds birthday party, you couldnt pay me enough. – Johnny Vegas

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My works never been accepted by my family, but its something Ill always carry on with. – Johnny Vegas

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