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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is anoth

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind. – Johnny Vegas

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Birthday
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Johnny Vegas
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I think if youre at the point where youre popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you dont need the money. – Johnny Vegas

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wedding
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Johnny Vegas
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Theres no such thing as soy milk. Its soy juice. – Lewis Black

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funny

Now that Im more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that Ive bad to become more aware of my body. Since Ive chosen acting as my career, I have to keep my weight down anyway-Ive been used to it for years, so its no problem. And theres nothing I cant do. – Dana Hill

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funny

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy. – George A. Romero

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funny

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

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funny

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The disembodied spirit is immortal there is nothing of it that can grow old or die. But the embodied spirit sees death on the horizon as soon as its day dawns. – Thomas Hobbes

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The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission. – John F. Kennedy

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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. – U. S. Constitution

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Dont be humble… youre not that great. – Golda Meir

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