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Quotes by

John Barrymore

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

Ive read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. – John Barrymore

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore

The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore

If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore

I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore

You can only be as good as you dare to be bad. – John Barrymore

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. – John Barrymore