Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
I had the classic 40 meltdown. I did. Its embarrassing. It was pretty funny. But then I recovered. To me, it was like a second adolescence. Hormonally, my body was changing, my mind was changing, and so my relationship to myself and the world around me came to this assault of finiteness. – Keanu Reeves