I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore