John Barrymore's Quote - America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspi

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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspi

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore

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You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

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My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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We Americans have no commission from God to police the world. – Benjamin Harrison, address to Congress, 1888

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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys. – Dave Beard

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America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people. – Gloria Steinem

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In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with childen. – Robert Benchley

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