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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspi

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore

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My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

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I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

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America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven mens cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. – Walter Abish

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I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp, gaunt names that never get fat. – Stephen Vincent Benet

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If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership. – Will Rogers

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I hate American simplicity. I glory in the piling up of complications of every sort. If I could pronounce the name James in any different or more elaborate way I should be in favor of doing it. – Henry James

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