America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore
Americans, unhappily, have the most remarkable ability to alchemize all bitter truths into an innocuous but piquant confection and to transform their moral contradictions, or public discussion of such contradictions, into a proud decoration, such as are given for heroism on the battle field. – James Baldwin