America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore