John Barrymore's Quote - America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspi

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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspi

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore

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