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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspi

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore

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America fears the unshaven legs, the unshaven mens cheeks, the aroma of perspiration, and the limp prick. Above all it fears the limp prick. – Walter Abish

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God bless the USA, so large, so friendly, and so rich. – W. H. Auden

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America, America, God shed His grace on thee, and crown thy good with brotherhood, from sea to shining sea. – Katherine Lee Bates

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The freedom we have in America is like breathing in an entire open field of fresh air all at once. Sometimes too much air can be stifling. – Amali Ryvre, 2007

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