A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. – John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams. – John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore