The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore