The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore