Quote by John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

Other quotes by John Barrymore

I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

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Food
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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore

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alone
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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore

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Wisdom
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Divorce
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Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

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Divorce

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Divorce

You know, thats the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. – Clare Boothe Luce

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