John Barrymore's Quote - You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John

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You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore

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