You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore
The rule for effective governance is simple. It is one Ronald Reagan knew by heart. And one that he successfully employed with Social Security and the Cold War. When there is a problem, you fix it. That is the job you have been sent to do and you cannot wait for someone else to do it for you. – Chris Christie