You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
Ive read some of your modern free verse and wonder who set it free. – John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore