Quote by John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore

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I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore

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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

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You know, thats the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. – Clare Boothe Luce

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. – Gerald F. Lieberman

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