You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore