You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks. – John Barrymore