You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore