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Quote by John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. - John

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore

Other quotes by John Barrymore

My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere. – John Barrymore

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Relatives
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore

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Sex
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Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore

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Love
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Two lives that once part are as ships that divide. – Edward George Bulwer-Lytton

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Better a tooth out than always aching. – Thomas Fuller

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Divorce. A resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries. – Ambrose Bierce

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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. – Groucho Marx

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