You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore
I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. – John Barrymore