You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore

You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore