You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore