Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. – John Barrymore