Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. – John Barrymore
It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married. I am one of those lucky people. And I think she feels that way too. So the romantic stuff is easy because you want them to be happy. – Harry Connick, Jr.