Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore
I tell again the oldest and the newest story of all the world, — the story of Invincible Love! This tale divine — ancient as the beginning of things, fresh and young as the passing hour — has forms and names various as humanity. – Amelia E. Huddleston Barr, A Rose of a Hundred Leaves: A Love Story, 1891