Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
If it isnt the sheriff, its the finance company Ive got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. – John Barrymore