Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. – John Barrymore
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn’t know you left open. – John Barrymore
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. – John Barrymore
In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. – John Barrymore
Books of quotation are not only of importance to the reader for what they contain of matured thought, but also for what they suggest. Our brains receive the spark and become luminous, like inflammable material by the contact of flint and steel. – Maturin M. Ballou, January 1886, preface to Edge-Tools of Speech