My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. – John Barrymore
Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? – John Barrymore
You never know how short a month is until you pay alimony. – John Barrymore
The good die young, because they see its no use living if you have got to be good. – John Barrymore