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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash

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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether. – Johnny Vegas

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In England, literary pretence is more universal than elsewhere from our method of education. – James Payn

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