Steven Wright's Quote - Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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