Quote by Steven Wright
Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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