Steven Wright's Quote - Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Ive always found it easier to be funny than to be serious. – Molly Ivins

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