Quote by Steven Wright
Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger

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Its funny, having the same name as someone. Me, Emma Watson and Emma Stone, the amount of times Ive been called Emma Watson or Emma Stone is so funny. Its just cause were all named Emma. None of us look alike. – Emma Roberts

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funny

I would do it today because the thing that appealed to me was not necessarily the mechanics of the robot, but it was his personality and how funny and charming he was. – John Badham

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I dont know now if Im funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something thats funny. – Craig Ferguson

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One thing that being a scientist has taught me is that you can never be certain about anything. You never know the truth. You can only approach it and hope to get a bit nearer to it each time. You iterate towards the truth. You dont know it. – James Lovelock

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