Steven Wright's Quote - Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. – Steven Wright

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