Steven Wright's Quote - Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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