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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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