Steven Wright's Quote - Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright

Im writing a book. Ive got the page numbers done. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like Im the only one moving. – Steven Wright

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