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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. – Ernest Hemingway

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Fishing

As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint. – Jack Handey

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Fishing

Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. – Zenna Schaffer

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Fishing

It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming. – John Steinbeck

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Its astonishing how important a man becomes when he dies. – Yiddish Proverb

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Newspapers always excite curiosity. No one ever lays one down without a feeling of disappointment. – Charles Lamb

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Nature holds all the answers — go outside and ask some questions — open your heart and listen to the response! – Amethyst Wyldfyre, AnswersFromYourAngels.com

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