Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
I think I have an inner confidence that my tastes are pretty simple, that what I find funny finds a wide audience. Im not particularly intellectual or clever or minority-focused in my creative instincts. And Im certainly not aware of suppressing more sophisticated ambitions. – Rowan Atkinson