Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? – Steven Wright
While it may not be appropriate in every venue, and on every occasion, mockery is the guardian of reason, the enemy of pretension, and the mirror to folly. No belief, no passion, no commitment should be considered immune from the acerbic test of ridicule. – Dr. Idel Dreimer, www.lumpenbangenpiano.com