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Quote by Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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…of all the liars among mankind, the fisherman is the most trustworthy. – William Sherwood Fox, Silken Lines and Silver Hooks, 1954

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You cannot catch trout with dry breeches. – Spanish Proverb

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. – Author Unknown

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I fish better with a lit cigar; some people fish better with talent. – Nick Lyons, Bright Rivers, 1977

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