Quote by Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley. – Author Unknown

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The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. – A.K. Best

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