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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. – Ernest Hemingway

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Fishing is the sport of drowning worms. – Author Unknown

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You must lose a fly to catch a trout. – George Herbert

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