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Quote by Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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There are two types of fisherman – those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish. – Author Unknown

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“Carpe Diem” does not mean “fish of the day.” – Author Unknown

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Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. – Ernest Hemingway

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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