Quote by Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm. – Patrick F. McManus, Never Sniff a Gift Fish, 1979

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