Quote by Steven Wright
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted

Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Fishing
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There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind. – Washington Irving

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Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend. – Zenna Schaffer

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You must lose a fly to catch a trout. – George Herbert

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Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. – Author Unknown

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I want my music to do the explaining. – Demi Lovato

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