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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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Time gives good advice. (El tiempo da buen consejo.) – Spanish proverb

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There is another old poet whose name I do not now remember who said, Truth is the daughter of Time. – Abraham Lincoln

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I think the thing we see is that as people are using video games more, they tend to watch passive TV a bit less. And so using the PC for the Internet, playing video games, is starting to cut into the rather unbelievable amount of time people spend watching TV. – Bill Gates

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Instead of leading the world by how much we borrow, its time that we make sure we lead the world in how much we build and create and invest. – Mitt Romney

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A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. – Walt Whitman

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When youve got something to prove, theres nothing greater than a challenge. – Terry Bradshaw

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The mind is refrigerated by interruption; the thoughts are diverted from the principal subject; the reader is weary, he suspects not why; and at last throws away the book, which he has too diligently studied. – Samuel Johnson

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Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. – Anthony J. DAngelo

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