Quote by Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Time makes heroes but dissolves celebrities. – Daniel J. Boorstin

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Im convinced that the man who has learned to meditate upon the Lord will be able to run on his feet and walk in his spirit. Although he may be hurried by his vocation, thats not the issue. The issue is how fast his spirit is going. To slow it down takes a period of time. – Charles Stanley

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Time = Life, Therefore, waste your time and waste of your life, or master your time and master your life. – Alan Lakein

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The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, “Spring back or Fall in.” – Dave Beard, @Raqhun)

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It is a mistake to imagine that potentially great men are rare. It is the conditions that permit the promise of greatness to be fulfilled that are rare. What is so difficult to achieve is the cultural background that permits potential greatness to be converted into actual greatness. – Fred Hoyle, Of Man and Galaxies

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