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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then Im neurotic as hell. Ill be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days. – Sylvia Plath

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Perfection is attained by slow degrees it requires the hand of time. – Voltaire

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Theres time enough, but none to spare. – Charles W. Chesnutt

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