Quote by Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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I want to go ahead of Father Time with a scythe of my own. – H. G. Wells

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Time

The only reason for time is so that everything doesnt happen at once. – Albert Einstein

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Time

Time gives good advice. (El tiempo da buen consejo.) – Spanish proverb

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He who lets time rule him will live the life of a slave. – John Arthorne

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If children are not introduced to music at an early age, I believe something fundamental is actually being taken from them. – Luciano Pavarotti

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When Gandhi was asked what he thought of Western civilization, he said, “It would be nice.” – Author Unknown

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Society

Self discipline is when your conscience tells you to do something and you dont talk back. – W. K. Hope

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My dads got a brilliant eye for scripts cos hes a literary agent. He and my agent read a load of scripts and filter them. – Daniel Radcliffe

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