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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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The long time to come when I shall not exist has more effect on me than this short present time, which nevertheless seems endless. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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We are times subjects, and time bids be gone. – William Shakespeare

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We must use time wisely and forever realize that the time is always ripe to do right. – Nelson Mandela

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Where liberty dwells, there is my country. – Benjamin Franklin

Our observation of nature must be diligent, our reflection profound, and our experiments exact. We rarely see these three means combined and for this reason, creative geniuses are not common. – Denis Diderot

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Inconsistencies in men are generally testimony to their immaturity. – Edwin Louis Cole

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Prolonged endurance tames the bold. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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