Quote by Steven Wright
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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good
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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Other Quotes from
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. – W. C. Fields

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Time

Ego is a social fiction for which one person at a time gets all the blame. – Robert Anton Wilson

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Time

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. – Bill Watterson

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Time

The great enemy of achievement is a schedule already full. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Time

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Custom meets us at the cradle and leaves us only at the tomb. – Robert Ingersoll, Individuality

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Conformity

Human rights rest on human dignity. The dignity of man is an ideal worth fighting for and worth dying for. – Robert Maynard

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Dignity

As children, as we learn what things are, we are slowly learning to dismiss them visually. As adults, entirely submerged in words and concepts, we spend almost all of our time thinking and worrying about the past and the future, hardly ever looking at or engaging with the world visually. – Chris Ware

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Future

Europeans say they are proud of their social fabric, of strong rights for workers and the weak in society. – David Korten

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Society