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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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Time flies on restless pinions — constant never. – Friedrich Schiller

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There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. – Elie Wiesel

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It pays to know the enemy – not least because at some time you may have the opportunity to turn him into a friend. – Margaret Thatcher

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It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link of the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. – Winston Churchill

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No real English gentleman, in his secret soul, was ever sorry for the death of a political economist. – Walter Bagehot

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