Steven Wright's Quote - I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Trust has to be earned, and should come only after the passage of time. – Arthur Ashe

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I existed from all eternity and, behold, I am here and I shall exist till the end of time, for my being has no end. – Khalil Gibran

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