Quote by Steven Wright
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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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And know that I am with you always yes, to the end of time. – Jesus Christ

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Time

Viewed freely, the English language is the accretion and growth of every dialect, race, and range of time, and is both the free and compacted composition of all. – Walt Whitman

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Time

Many a trip continues long after movement in time and space have ceased. – John Steinbeck

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Time is the wisest counselor of all. – Pericles

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And I think that if I were a for real celebrity that was recognizable everywhere, Id just crawl under a rock and you know, have someone run over the rock with a car, or something. – Steve Burns

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To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people cant eat it. – Leo Tolstoy

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Seventy-five percent of our planet is water – can you swim? – Author Unknown

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Nothing ends nicely, thats why it ends. – Tom Cruise

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