Quote by Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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