I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything. – Steven Wright
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
It is a mistake to imagine that potentially great men are rare. It is the conditions that permit the promise of greatness to be fulfilled that are rare. What is so difficult to achieve is the cultural background that permits potential greatness to be converted into actual greatness. – Fred Hoyle, Of Man and Galaxies