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I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ord

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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No story is the same to us after a lapse of time or rather we who read it are no longer the same interpreters. – George Eliot

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If youre living in your time, you cannot help but to write about the things that are important. – Ray Bradbury

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One does not leave a convivial party before closing time. – Winston Churchill

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