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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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She is fond of greens who kisses the gardener. – Author Unknown

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Food

I used to eat because food tastes so good. I love food, its one of the best things on this planet. But I changed the way I was thinking. I started asking myself, Hey, am I eating because it tastes good? Or because I really need some more? Am I really still hungry? – Jordin Sparks

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Food

I really like to sometimes go into food detox and eat very simply. – Padma Lakshmi

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Food

This special feeling towards fruit, its glory and abundance, is I would say universal…. We respond to strawberry fields or cherry orchards with a delight that a cabbage patch or even an elegant vegetable garden cannot provoke. – Jane Grigson

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Food

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The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. – B.F. Skinner, Contingencies of Reinforcement, 1969

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Suffering! We owe to it all that is good in us, all that gives value to life we owe to it pity, we owe to it courage, we owe to it all the virtues. – Anatole France

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I did that for 40 years or more. I never had any writers block. I got up in the morning, sat down at the typewriter – now, computer – lit up a cigarette. – Frederik Pohl

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