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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I bought some instant water one time but I didnt know what to add to it. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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After failing four times and after working for other people and realizing that nobody paid attention to the food like they should have, we wanted to just pay attention to the food and service. – Paul Prudhomme

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If you want to eat well in England, eat three breakfasts. – W. Somerset Maugham

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Well, I have a lot of food references in my work. – Tori Amos

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Wine and cheese are ageless companions, like aspirin and aches, or June and moon, or good people and noble ventures. – M. F. K. Fisher

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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health. – Thomas Tusser

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The one thing I would hope would go on my tombstone is, I made my parents proud. – Roger Goodell

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How lovely the little river is, with its dark changing wavelets! It seems to me like a living companion while I wander along the bank, and listen to its low, placid voice… – George Eliot

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Id rather have happiness than money. People ask for it. Sometimes when I dont have it. I make other peoples problems my problem because they want me to they ask me to. – Brenda Fassie

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