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I went to a restaurant that serves

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. – Steven Wright

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Poker
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

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legal
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Food
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I love Caribbean food. Its a great melting pot of so many cultures including the Native Americans. – Bob Greene

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Food

I like food. I like eating. And I dont want to deprive myself of good food. – Sarah Michelle Gellar

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Food

Animals are my friends… and I dont eat my friends. – George Bernard Shaw

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Food

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. – Finley Peter Dunne

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Food

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Take control of your consistent emotions and begin to consciously and deliberately reshape your daily experience of life. – Tony Robbins

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Experience

Let me remind you that nuclear disarmament is not just an ardent desire of the people, as expressed in many resolutions of the United Nations. It is a legal commitment by the five official nuclear states, entered into when they signed the Non-Proliferation Treaty. – Joseph Rotblat

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legal

Peoples – most peoples job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. Its not even paper. – Colin Quinn

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Future

We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh at all. – Jean de La Fontaine

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Fear