I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
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