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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I love spaghetti and meatballs… I eat a lot. – Susan Lucci

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I will come up with a project that will wipe out poverty in the Philippines in two years. I want to remove the people from economic crisis by using the Marcos wealth. Long after Im gone, people will remember me for building them homes and roads and hospitals and giving them food. – Imelda Marcos

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When youre starting out as an actor, there isnt much food around. I was lucky to have a hit pretty early on. I didnt starve too long. – Steve Guttenberg

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If Im making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers. – Carol Alt

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