Quote by Steven Wright
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

Other quotes by Steven Wright

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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Food
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I said to my friends that if I was going to starve, I might as well starve where the food is good. – Virgil Thomson

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Food

Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. – Robert M. Pirsig

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Food

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I dont like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David

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Food

Food brings people together on many different levels. Its nourishment of the soul and body its truly love. – Giada De Laurentiis

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Food

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The Non-Conformist Conscience makes cowards of us all. – Max Beerbohm

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I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life. – Rachael Ray

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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Drift-Wood

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You shouldnt have to have money to have a luxury fragrance. – Lady Gaga

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Money