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I went to a restaurant that serves

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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The most used piece of kit in my kitchen is my saucepan. I use it every morning to cook my porridge in. The least used piece of equipment? Id say a food mixer. Ive never used it, I dont really know what theyre for. – David Walliams

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I dont do yoga. I bite the hella outta my nails. I smoke, I eat all the wrong food, I dont exercise. – Lisa Marie Presley

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Money is kind of a base subject. Like water, food, air and housing, it affects everything yet for some reason the world of academics thinks its a subject below their social standing. – Robert Kiyosaki

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Im too lazy and I like food and I like my free time too much to spend it working out! – Katherine Heigl

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