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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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car
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When I have a kid, I want to put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall looking frantic. – Steven Wright

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Twins
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As a freelance writer, Id be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things. – John Hodgman

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My parents owned a soul food diner. It inspired me to go to culinary school. – Flavor Flav

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Food

I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If Im going to eat that type of food, its going to be the real deal. – Paula Deen

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The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about. – Damon Wayans

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For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee. – Alanis Morissette

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It is possible to have a strong self-love without any self-satisfaction, rather with a self-discontent which is the more intense because ones own little core of egoistic sensibility is a supreme care. – George Eliot

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