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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I have an answering machine in my car. It says, Im home now. But leave a message and Ill call when Im out. – Steven Wright

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When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright

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good
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I saw a bank that said 24 Hour Banking, but I dont have that much time. – Steven Wright

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I think a lot of food shows, especially when we started Good Eats back in the late 90s, they were still really about food. Good Eats isnt about food, its about entertainment. If, however, we can virally infect you with knowledge or interest, then all the better. – Alton Brown

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Id like to be rich. Id like a lot of money to put into my physicals and to buy food for all my friends. – Syd Barrett

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I think for me, food was a way for me to deal with emotional trouble. – Monica Seles

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I love dogs. They live in the moment and dont care about anything except affection and food. Theyre loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn complicated. – David Duchovny

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