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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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For me, first, its finding quiet in my life – and I do that through yoga and meditation. Its also been a matter of changing the way I eat, because I think what we eat can inform who we are food is a chemical and a drug to a certain extent. – Mariel Hemingway

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Food

UNICEF has repeatedly called on governments to ensure basic services for children and this includes providing food where the need exists. – Carol Bellamy

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Food

Shedding late-summer tears for the end of cherry season. Patiently and hopefully waiting for pumpkin pie season. – Terri Guillemets

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Food

You think about some of the most memorable meals youve ever had the food will be good but it will often be about locating a mental memory and taste is inexorably linked to all the other senses and memory, so ultimately it is all about taste. – Heston Blumenthal

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Food

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I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems. – Dave Barry

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I would fain coin wisdom,—mould it, I mean, into maxims, proverbs, sentences, that can easily be retained and transmitted. Would that I could denounce and banish from the language of men—as base money—the words by which they cheat and are cheated! – Joseph Joubert, translated from French

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My house was bugged. They couldnt find any information on me being a subversive because I happen to love America I just dont like some of the things the government is doing. – Eartha Kitt

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