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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Future
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It is the food which you furnish to your mind that determines the whole character of your life. – Emmet Fox

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Though I love the luxury of the Waldorf Towers, room service there doesnt do soul food. – Sammy Davis, Jr.

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Food

I love spaghetti and meatballs… I eat a lot. – Susan Lucci

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I dont like to waste anything. Any food left over from the night before is always eaten the next day. – Martin Yan

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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life. – Christopher Morley

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