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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. Its in the apartment somewhere. – Steven Wright

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pet
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Fishing
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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work
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Other Quotes from
Food
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I think about food all the time. Its my passion its my profession. But some people think about food all the time because theyre hungry. We can put an end to this if we join forces and lend a hand. – Cat Cora

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Food

Put a knife to thy throat, if youre a man given to appetite. – Bible

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Food

Part of treatment for drugs and alcohol is you abstain from these, but with eating disorders you cant abstain from food so the treatment is longer than drugs and alcohol. – Carre Otis

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Food

There are probably close to a million people in the hospitality industry here in the United States, and there are probably only a few hundred opportunities in the food media industry. – Curtis Stone

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Food

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To tell the truth is revolutionary. – Antonio Gramsci

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Remember our proud history of social justice, universal health care, public pensions and making sure no one is left behind. Lets continue to move forward. – Jack Layton

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Health

Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences. – Mason Cooley

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amazing

What we bring to the table is not only our 56 field offices in the United States and our number of resident agencies, but also we have 45 legal attaches overseas. – Robert Mueller

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legal