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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. – Author Unknown

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Im very proud of my Nigerian heritage. I wasnt fortunate enough to be raised in a heavy Nigerian environment, because my parents were always working. My father was with D.C. Cabs and my mother worked in fast food and was a nurse. – Wale

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Food can become such a point of anxiety – not because its food, but just because you have anxiety. Thats how eating disorders develop. – Vanessa Carlton

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As the biggest library if it is in disorder is not as useful as a small but well-arranged one, so you may accumulate a vast amount of knowledge but it will be of far less value than a much smaller amount if you have not thought it over for yourself. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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The natural liberty of man is to be free from any superior power on Earth, and not to be under the will or legislative authority of man, but only to have the law of nature for his rule. – Samuel Adams

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