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I went to a restaurant that serves

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? – Steven Wright

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In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number. – Steven Wright

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I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy. – Ted Allen

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A dead cow or sheep lying in a pasture is recognized as carrion. The same sort of a carcass dressed and hung up in a butchers stall passes as food. – John Harvey Kellogg

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Metaphysics is a restaurant where they give you a thirty thousand page menu, and no food. – Robert M. Pirsig

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I probably grow half my food. Its a good way to keep perspective. – Emilio Estevez

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