Quote by Steven Wright
I went to a restaurant that serves

I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Since Ive been pregnant, Ive lost my taste for fast food. I used to be the biggest McDonalds junkie and now I dont like it anymore. I used to be the biggest fast-food connoisseur, and now Ive really lost my taste for it. – Holly Madison

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I like to say, jazz music is kind of like my musical equivalent of comfort food. You know, its always where I go back to when I just want to feel sort of grounded. – Molly Ringwald

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A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body. – Benjamin Franklin

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Food simply isnt important to me. – Alice Paul

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