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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast anytime.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright

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I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright

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car
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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car
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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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Other Quotes from
Food
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Green leafy happiness and cherry-red life, bursting with seeds. – Terri Guillemets

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Food

With nine degrees of warming, computer models project that Australia will look like a disaster movie. Habitats for most vertebrates will vanish. Water supply to the Murray-Darling Basin will fall by half, severely curtailing food production. – Jeff Goodell

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Food

Chronic malnutrition, or the lack of proper nutrition over time directly contributes to three times as many child deaths as food scarcity. Yet surprisingly, you dont really hear about this hidden crisis through the morning news, Twitter or headlines of major newspapers. – Cat Cora

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Food

I used to eat because food tastes so good. I love food, its one of the best things on this planet. But I changed the way I was thinking. I started asking myself, Hey, am I eating because it tastes good? Or because I really need some more? Am I really still hungry? – Jordin Sparks

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Food

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War kills men, and men deplore the loss but war also crushes bad principles and tyrants, and so saves societies. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Being rich and famous isnt all happiness and at times the pressures have got to me. – Annni-Frid Lyngstad

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famous

Mere humans who root through their refrigerators at three oclock in the morning can only produce writing that matches what they do. And that includes me. – Haruki Murakami

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Morning

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. – Cornelia Funke

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Imagination