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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase

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Attitude
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Chevy Chase
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

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Family
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Chevy Chase
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So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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I tell girls all the time that the men that have fallen in love with me, have all fallen during a man repeller stage… funny how life works out like that. – Rachel Roy

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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All my children inherited perfect pitch. – Chevy Chase

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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

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The pain passes, but the beauty remains. – Auguste Renoir

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Ive always been an avid reader. If I dont have a book in the car, Ill stop and pick one up just to have something to read. I dont even remember learning to read. – Janis Ian

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The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again. – John Gray

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