Quote by Chevy Chase
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase

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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

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