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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Humor
Author
Chevy Chase
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

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Family
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Chevy Chase
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Whats funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking about publishing, and yet at the same time I was casting it in my head. Because when I read books, I see them very visually. – Stephenie Meyer

Category:
funny

Its funny: Ive been very successful and done a lot of films, and I dont really have an agent – I dont really pursue jobs, I let people come to me. – Rick Baker

Category:
funny

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. – Katy Perry

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funny

Its simple, if it jiggles, its fat. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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funny

Random Quotes

Irish queer: a fellow who prefers women to drink. – Seán Ó Faoláin

Category:
Alcohol

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally youll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and theyre both enjoying it. – Tim Vine

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dad

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain

Category:
Cats

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. – Josh Billings

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Debt / Borrow / Loan