Quote by Chevy Chase
Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Attitude
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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Humor
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Its hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadnt gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty. – Ian Hislop

Category:
funny

I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

Category:
funny

If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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funny

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