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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Family
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Chevy Chase
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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Humor
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Chevy Chase
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I aint scared to do another dating show, but I aint really trying to. I want to do a talk show or something. Ive done enough dating on television. Im ready to spread my wings, and go down other avenues. – Flavor Flav

Category:
dating