Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase
Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase
I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase
A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase
The dubbing of the music and effects is really incredible today. Youre feeling gun shots. I mean, its not the way people say it is, but the gunshot sounds real. And cars sound real. Among the many things in the evolution (of movies) is to make the sound in the movie incredible. Thats what you feel. – Joel Silver