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Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. – Chevy Chase

Other quotes by Chevy Chase

I was always the guy getting kicked out of my classes at school for having an attitude problem. – Chevy Chase

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Attitude
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Chevy Chase
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Once I got married and had kids, I moved away from romantic roles, because it seemed wrong to have my 3-year-old wondering why Daddy was kissing someone else. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Family
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Chevy Chase
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A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. – Chevy Chase

Category:
Humor
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Chevy Chase
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I think its actually a misperception that I am a comedic actress. I do more drama than comedy but very little of it has been seen. When you are in big funny movies and they do well and your little part in it kind of explodes people perceive you as a comedian. – Octavia Spencer

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I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White

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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields

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funny

Its funny how the hippies and the punks tried to get rid of the conservatives, but they always seem to get the upper hand in the end. – Bjork

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The family is the school of duties – founded on love. – Felix Adler

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No one hates his job so heartily as a farmer. – H. L. Mencken

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