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Quote by David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show h

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

Other quotes by David Letterman

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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Intelligence
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David Letterman
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Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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Time
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