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Quote by David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show h

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

Other quotes by David Letterman

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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Intelligence
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David Letterman
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. – David Letterman

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Change
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David Letterman
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Im not funny. What I am is brave. – Lucille Ball

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity. – Albert Einstein

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Money wont buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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Loyalty and friendship, which is to me the same, created all the wealth that Ive ever thought Id have. – Ernie Banks

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Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. – Author Unknown

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