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Quote by David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show h

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

Other quotes by David Letterman

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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Intelligence
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David Letterman
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Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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Time
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David Letterman
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. – David Letterman

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Change
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We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things. – David Walliams

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If God wanted us to bend over hed put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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All generalizations are false, including this one. – Mark Twain

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I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but… I have a reputation of – people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow. – Ian MacKaye

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My attitude is, if someones going to criticize me, tell me to my face. – Simon Cowell

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