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Quote by David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show h

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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Dont forget its daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. Its like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed. – David Letterman

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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake. – Leslie Fiedler

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For years, its driven me crazy that women dont have better roles, especially in comedies. I know so many funny women but I always felt… misogynist streak is too strong a term – but a dismissiveness. – Paul Feig

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. – Joe E. Lewis

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For some reason, people find me funny. Its quite hard to define why a thought is funny. Its even harder to define why a person would be funny. Its a word that I cant define at all. But whether I know quite what it is or not, I seem to be it. – Wallace Shawn

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Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. – Dick Van Dyke

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Listening to both sides of a story will convince you that there is more to a story than both sides. – Frank Tyger

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