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Quote by David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show h

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

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Theres only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe – because Ive done a little of this myself – pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. – David Letterman

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