Quote by David Letterman
I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show h

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show host. – David Letterman

Other quotes by David Letterman

Theres only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe – because Ive done a little of this myself – pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. – David Letterman

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Courage
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We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, hes also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. – David Letterman

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Future
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The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. – David Letterman

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Intelligence
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You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

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I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isnt that funny? The tables have turned. – Kristen Bell

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I think if actors dont think of themselves as funny in real life they think they cant do comedy. – Ben Barnes

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Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected. – Robert Orben

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Youve got to honor your relationship with your audience – that they sit down because they want to be entertained. And that doesnt mean you cant provoke them and antagonize them and challenge them in the course of the entertainment as long as you keep the entertainment part of the equation alive. – David E. Kelley

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Wanna fly, you got to give up the shit that weights you down. – Toni Morrison

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Probably no man ever had a friend that he did not dislike a little. – E.W. Howe

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