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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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My theory on housework is, if the item doesnt multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck

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Housework
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Football
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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football

Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Football

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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. – Dave Tyson Gentry

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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. – Author Unknown

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In the binary system we count on our fists instead of on our fingers. – Author Unknown

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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem. – Milton Friedman

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