If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck
We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck