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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Family
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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