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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Im trying very hard to understand this generation. They have adjusted the timetable for childbearing so that menopause and teaching a sixteen-year-old how to drive a car will occur in the same week. – Erma Bombeck

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Youth
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Erma Bombeck
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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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Pregnancy
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Other Quotes from
Football
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He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Football

When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Football

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Now our founding fathers had the wisdom to know that social acceptance and popularity were fleeing, and that this countrys principles needed to be rooted in strengths greater than the passions and the emotions of the times. – Chris Christie

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Dont get me wrong, I think bikes are terrific. I own several of my own, including a trendy mountain style, and ride them for pleasure and light exercise. – Brock Yates

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