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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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Libraries
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Erma Bombeck
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I havent trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. Ive never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Football

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Football

He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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