Erma Bombeck's Quote - If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

Quote by Erma Bombeck

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. – Erma Bombeck

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Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time. – Erma Bombeck

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

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