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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Football

Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Football

He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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In the end the reason for anything is inseparable from the reason for everything. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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