Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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Culture is one thing and varnish is another. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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