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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. – Erma Bombeck

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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

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We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings. – Erma Bombeck

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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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