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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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When God was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. An angel nearby said, What kind of father is that? If you – Erma Bombeck

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Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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