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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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Whats with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere? – Erma Bombeck

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

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He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

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I dont have any well-developed philosophy about journalism. Ultimately it is important in a society like this, so people can know about everything that goes wrong. – Charles Kuralt

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