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Quote by Erma Bombeck
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be decla

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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And like I say, I think weve got other cases other than Iraq. I do not think the problem of global proliferation of weapons technology of mass destruction is going to go away, and thats why I think it is an urgent issue. – David Kay

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