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Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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