Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

Category:
Golf
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

Category:
World Series
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Other Quotes from
Football
category

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

Category:
Football

Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

Category:
Football

Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

Category:
Football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Football

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