Jim Murray's Quote - Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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