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Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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