Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

Category:
World Series
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Other Quotes from
Football
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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

Category:
Football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

Category:
Football

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Category:
Football

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