Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Other Quotes from
Football
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

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Football

Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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