Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

Other quotes by Jim Murray

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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Golf
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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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World Series
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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Other Quotes from
Football
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He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Football

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