Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that. – Jim Murray

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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