Quote by Jim Murray
Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devise

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Golf without mistakes is like watching haircuts. A dinner without wine. – Jim Murray

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The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash. – Jim Murray

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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