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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Erma Bombeck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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My mom would have liked it that I patterned myself more after Jimmy Reed. – Jimmy Smith

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My mom has a tape from when I was, like, 2 years old, talking with my grandma, telling her a story thats really elaborate about werewolves and wolves. – Amanda Hocking

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mom

Sometimes, if you dont have kids yourself, its assumed you wont understand or know how to play a mom, which is kind of silly if you think about it. – Tricia Helfer

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mom

When I was 11 my friends mom made a peanut butter sandwich. I ate the sandwich and was like, Im never eating anything else again. And I still eat peanut butter every day. I would put peanut butter on a steak. – Aasif Mandvi

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mom

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My mom passed away a day before high school started, and her dream was for me to be a full rock and roll guy, and play drums in a band. – Travis Barker

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Hope is the greatest thing for moms of autism. Hope is what gets us out of bed in the morning. Im on a mission to tell parents that there is a way. – Jenny McCarthy

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Peace is a natural effect of trade. – Charles de Montesquieu

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Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention. – Ian Hay

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