Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck