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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. – Erma Bombeck

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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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Mothers send strips to daughters to make a point. Daughters smack strips down on the breakfast table to make a point. My own mom sometimes cuts a strip out and sends it to me to make sure I understand her. – Cathy Guisewite

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My mom, shes from Ireland, coached tennis in Nigeria when she was a missionary and turned me on to it when I was young. – Donal Logue

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My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home. – Queen Latifah

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The relationship between Cathy and Mom in the strip is the one relationship drawn from real life that I have proudly never even tried to disguise. – Cathy Guisewite

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Thats a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much of my own food as possible. – Daryl Hannah

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Looking back 25 years later, what I may say is that the facts have been far better than the dreams. In the long course of cell life on this earth it remained, for our age for our generation, to receive the full ownership of our inheritance. – Albert Claude

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The word funny is a bit like the word love – we dont have enough words to describe the many varieties. – George Saunders

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Ive spent more on my Dodger tickets that I did on my car. – Shia LaBeouf

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