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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of supersophisticated communication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners. – Erma Bombeck

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communication
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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As far as Im concerned, theres no job more important on the planet than being a mom. – Mark Wahlberg

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Growing up I always shopped at Victorias Secret with my mom and saw Angels like Gisele and Karolina Kurkova in the windows. – Lindsay Ellingson

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I know this is kind of corny, but we thought about renewing our vows again because I think my mom would really love it if we did that in Arkansas, where I came from. – Mary Steenburgen

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My hero is Michelle Williams, who I grew close to when we did Meeks Cutoff. Shes an extraordinary actor and mom. – Zoe Kazan

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