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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hill. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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I was always a drama queen. I remember playing in the kitchen, trying to get my mom to think I was dead and call the police. When she didnt, I would cry. I was always theatrical. I dont think any of my relatives are surprised. – Amy Lee

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My mom was a big Smurfs fan, so she would force me to watch every Saturday morning. I had no choice in the matter. I would jump downstairs on Saturday morning, Hurray, cartoons! and she would say, Smurfs! Thats what youre watching. – Jayma Mays

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When I look up and see a star, I know my mom is there. Shes with me all the time. Its a powerful connection. – Emmanuelle Chriqui

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My mom and I have always been there for each other. We had some tough times, but she was always there for me. – LeBron James

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War is too important a matter to be left to the military. – Georges Clemenceau

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No statesmen ever will find it worth his pains, to tax our labor and excise our brain. – Randolph Churchill

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