Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I’ve ever seen that I didn’t have to clean. – Erma Bombeck