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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Mothers always find ways to fit in the work – but then when youre working, you feel that you should be spending time with your children and then when youre with your children, youre thinking about working. – Alice Hoffman

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I always say I am a realist, and my mom says, No, you just have anxiety. – Jessica Chastain

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My mom once lost track of me at the zoo and when she found me I was lecturing a man about the difference between dromedary and Bactrian camels. I was about 3 1/2. – Patrick Rothfuss

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I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread. – Candice Bergen

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