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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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My parents are wonderful, and Im really lucky – but my mom has always been almost exclusively a right-brained person. – Brandon Boyd

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My mom is still yelling at me because she needs more autographed pictures. – Ashton Kutcher

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mom

Its always been my mom and I against the world. – Brittany Murphy

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mom

Im more straightforward, and I speak up more than I did before. When I was younger, I wouldnt speak up as much, but now that Im a mom, things have changed. – Britney Spears

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The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. – Ernest Hemingway

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I turn a lot of stuff down – big, big movies, the kind I wouldnt want to go to the cinema to see. – Matthew Fox

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movies

With optimism, you look upon the sunny side of things. People say, Studs, youre an optimist. I never said I was an optimist. I have hope because whats the alternative to hope? Despair? If you have despair, you might as well put your head in the oven. – Studs Terkel

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Im a bit of a romantic. – Eric Bana

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