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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. Its literary suicide. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Comedy
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Erma Bombeck
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When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, “I used everything you gave me.” – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Life
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Erma Bombeck
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Other Quotes from
mom
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Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up. – Camille Paglia

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mom

My mom was a great cook and great baker all her life. – Mandy Patinkin

Category:
mom

If I go on dates, my mom is always with me. Shes always there making sure Im all right. Like if I go to see a movie with a boy, shell go to dinner next door. – Ariel Winter

Category:
mom

For as long as Ive been acting, I have been very lucky to be paired with really great actresses playing my mom. – Rico Rodriguez

Category:
mom

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A man has free choice to the extent that he is rational. – Thomas Aquinas

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Reason

Its a sad and stupid thing to have to proclaim yourself a revolutionary just to be a decent man. – David Harris

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sad

One can make a day of any size… – John Muir, August 1875 [I love how this sounds like it could so beautifully appl

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You can know or not know how a car runs and still enjoy riding in a car. – David Byrne

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car