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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one Im taking with me when I go. – Erma Bombeck

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Home
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My mother thinks I could have even run a larger company. – Christie Hefner

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My mom was so people-friendly. She was incredible. Shed go to the mall, and shed talk to everyone. Give people a kiss on the cheek. I think if I wasnt pushed around a lot, Id be great with people. Maybe I still can be. – Fred Couples

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My mom was always the supplier of soccer balls, and so people were always knocking on my door, and trying to get me out so we could play. – Freddy Adu

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I spend so much time with my parents. My mom and I were joined at the hip for five years. There was not one moment when I wasnt with her. – Kay Panabaker

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Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible. – Elisha Cuthbert

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I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment. – Hilaire Belloc

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