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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows. – Erma Bombeck

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In her whole life Mom never earned more than five or six dollars a week. Being without a husband, it was hard for her to find any place at all for us to live. – Ethel Waters

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I was a single mom that raised two bright, beautiful, and compassionate girls. – Connie Stevens

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mom

President Obamas fight for rural America is personal. He was raised by a single mom and grandparents from Kansas. He hails from a farming state, Illinois. – Tom Vilsack

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My mom always said, Dont date a guy who thinks hes prettier than you. – Alicia Keys

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Black and white are the colors of photography. To me they symbolize the alternatives of hope and despair to which mankind is forever subjected. – Robert Frank

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You are yourself a Sequoia…. Stop and get acquainted with your big brethren. – John Muir to Ralph Waldo Emerson, May 1871

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He was doubtless an understanding Fellow that said, there was no happy Marriage but betwixt a blind Wife and a deaf Husband. – Michel de Montaigne, “Upon Some Verses of Virgil”

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Poverty was the greatest motivating factor in my life. – Jimmy Dean

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