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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity. – Erma Bombeck

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Ive exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. – Erma Bombeck

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An agent saw one of the plays I did at ACT, but my mom was like, No, shes too young. I became so annoying that a year and a half later she just couldnt stand hearing me any more! – Marla Sokoloff

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When I was 10 years old my mom used to play Tupac while she cleaned the house. – Soulja Boy

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I remember my mom had a big collection of copies of Saturday Evening Post magazines, and that was really my introduction to those great illustrators. – Thomas Kincade

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When youre sick, nobody takes care of you like your mom. – Trisha Yearwood

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Every Body has so good an Opinion of their own Understanding as to think their own way the best. – Mary Astell

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