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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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Desserts
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The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Running
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Im a mom, so I have to be comfortable. Jeans are a staple – I have way too many in my closet! Its warm in Florida, so I wear jeans and a tank top every day. I love my True Religions, my Rich and Skinny, and Citizens of Humanity. But I also love getting dressed up! – Candace Cameron Bure

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mom

Im from Tennessee. My mom lives in Nashville. Im born and bred country. Thats all I listen to. – Lucy Hale

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mom

Ive always wanted to be a mom at 23, 24ish, ever since I was a little girl. Im right on schedule. – Brandy Norwood

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mom

I always had an interest in fashion because my mom is a celebrity fashion stylist. I grew up being on set or in showrooms. – Jasmine Tookes

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mom

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I have nothing new to teach the world. Truth and Non-violence are as old as the hills. All I have done is to try experiments in both on as vast a scale as I could. – Mahatma Gandhi

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I love to fly. I always wanted to fly. Its been one of my dreams since I was 3 years old. I remember saying to my mom, 3 years old, every day, I can fly! Living on the ninth floor, it was dangerous. – Elena Anaya

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If you write a novel alone you sit and you weave a little narrative. And its O.K., but its of no account. – V. S. Naipaul

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alone

Government is either organized benevolence or organized madness its peculiar magnitude permits no shading. – John Updike

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Government