Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: Checkout Time is 18 years. – Erma Bombeck
I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck
Im somebody who doesnt work with a stylist. Ill be honest with you, Im a mom and its just not something I want to put money toward because its expensive to have somebody who helps dress you and I feel like I have to pay for preschool and so many things… so I dont have a stylist. – Busy Philipps