Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck
Dreams have only one owner at a time. Thats why dreamers are lonely. – Erma Bombeck
Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into society. We receive gifts in boxes from stores that went out of business twenty years ago. – Erma Bombeck
In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn’t danced on TV. – Erma Bombeck