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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck
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I dont have to do a lot to my eyebrows. My mom always told me not to pluck them, which is great advice. – Arizona Muse

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I love my mom. I totally look up to her, and she just doesnt let anybody take advantage of me. People might call that a stage mom. – Hilary Duff

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For as long as Ive been acting, I have been very lucky to be paired with really great actresses playing my mom. – Rico Rodriguez

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Ive had to adapt my wardrobe to my various roles, both at the office, as a mom, and for television. When I shop for the season I look for pieces that will suit every facet of my daily life, not just one single occasion. – Nina Garcia

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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isnt. – Mark Twain

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There were so much affairs of me created by the media… of course I was not always a true single. I had some relations, once also to a famous pop star. – Gabriela Sabatini

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