Quote by Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

Category:
Back to School
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
mom
category

I saw things at an early age because my mom was a theater actress. I did a play with her when I was 10 years old. – Sam Rockwell

Category:
mom

My mom was definitely very strict with me. – Gloria Estefan

Category:
mom

I grew up in the 80s, and there was no bigger group than New Edition in R&ampB. I broke my piggy bank so me and my mom could go to a New Edition concert together. – Ruben Studdard

Category:
mom

My mother was a personal friend of Gods. They had ongoing conversations. – Della Reese

Category:
mom

Random Quotes

Advertisements are now so numerous that they are very negligently perused, and it is therefore become necessary to gain attention by magnificence of promises and by eloquence sometimes sublime and sometimes pathetick. – Samuel Johnson

Category:
Advertising

There is in fact no such thing as art for arts sake, art that stands above classes, art that is detached from or independent of politics. Proletarian literature and art are part of the whole proletarian revolutionary cause. – Mao Zedong

Category:
Politics

In between films I like to travel and hope to visit every continent before I become a mother. – Diane Kruger

Category:
Hope

Faith Hill is a big role model. – Taylor Swift

Category:
Faith