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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes. – Erma Bombeck

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Society
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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Back to School
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I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. Im still a mommas girl at the heart of the situation. – Tori Spelling

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I think while all mothers deal with feelings of guilt, working mothers are plagued by guilt on steroids! – Arianna Huffington

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Its always been my mom and I against the world. – Brittany Murphy

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I hear my friends and my mom tell me Im special, but honestly, I still dont get it. – LeBron James

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Ill watch any show on the History Channel. – Rick Springfield

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Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for ourselves. What the mind dwells upon, the body acts upon. – Denis Waitley

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Its funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: So, what does it take to make it? Well, first explain to me what you mean by making it: Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood? – Eddie Van Halen

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I can be very polite, but Ive found that doesnt always get a result. You have got to bang and thump tables. – Joy Baluch

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Manners