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Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

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For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that its time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. – Erma Bombeck

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Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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What does good in bed mean to me? When Im sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup – thats good in bed. – Brooke Shields

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Growing up my whole life, my mom was telling me how incredible and special I was and that I was going to change the world. I think its important for girls to know that they can change the world, that they do have an impact. – Ashley Greene

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Im a nice, happily married wife and mom and I live in Connecticut. – Christine Baranski

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I deal with postpartum feelings by reaching out to mom friends. I became very close with some of the women in my prenatal yoga class. – Alyssa Milano

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The number one lobby that opposes campaign finance reform in the United States is the National Association of Broadcasters. – Robert McChesney

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In the Atlantean period there were many energies being used and information and knowledge being used which were, for particular reasons of safety, withdrawn, shall we say, to prevent complete catastrophe, to prevent total destruction of your planet. – David Icke

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People fall forward to success. – Mary Kay Ash

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But reducing harmful emissions, abating our dependence on foreign oil and developing alternative renewable energy sources have benefits that go beyond environmental health, they improve personal health, enhance national security and encourage our nations economic viability. – Jim Clyburn

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