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Quote by Erma Bombeck
Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms b

Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. Its too controversial. – Erma Bombeck

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Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you. – Erma Bombeck

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The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother. – Elizabeth Cady Stanton

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My mom is great and I make sure that we pray together before every race. She helps me put everything in perspective and remind me of the real reason I run. – Allyson Felix

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Growing up my whole life, my mom was telling me how incredible and special I was and that I was going to change the world. I think its important for girls to know that they can change the world, that they do have an impact. – Ashley Greene

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I have a 16 year-old son, so Im now a soccer mom. I stand on the sidelines and I hear the things parents are saying, so I want them to understand what it is their kids are feeling in any sports environment. – Brandi Chastain

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If you would attain to what you are not yet, you must always be displeased by what you are. For where you are pleased with yourself there you have remained. Keep adding, keep walking, keep advancing. – Saint Augustine

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Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear – kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor – with the cry of grave national emergency. – Douglas MacArthur

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Listen – of course money changes everything, but so does sunlight, and so does food: These are powerful but neutral energy sources, neither inherently good nor evil but shaped only by the way we use them. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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War is fear cloaked in courage. – William Westmoreland

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