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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. – Uma Thurman

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Ive got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose. – David Spade

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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson

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Im not a believer in the pratfall. I dont think its funny just to have someone fall down. – Harold Ramis

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