Quote by Erma Bombeck
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. Youre not out of it until the computer says youre out of it. – Erma Bombeck

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Medical
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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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Teenagers
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Other Quotes from
funny
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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. – Larry Hagman

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funny

When youre in love its the most glorious two and a half days of your life. – Richard Lewis

Category:
funny

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

Category:
funny

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. – Jennifer Aniston

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funny

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I get mad. I get sad. I have all those emotions. But I just like to keep them to myself. I dont think my fans need to be bothered with if Im mad or sad about something. I should just be concerned that they are keeping up with my music or Im making them happy with my show. – Demi Lovato

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Music

When women break that taboo and theyre not afraid to drive that car by herself – thats it. Now she has the guts to speak up for herself and take action. – Manal al-Sharif

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car

Oh, man, if in real life I was as cool and suave as Coach Taylor and had all the answers, things would be easier. – Kyle Chandler

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cool

Every government degenerates when trusted to the rulers of the people alone. The people themselves are its only safe depositories. – Thomas Jefferson

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alone