Erma Bombeck's Quote - Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck

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I am not a glutton — I am an explorer of food. – Erma Bombeck

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Never order food in excess of your body weight. – Erma Bombeck

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No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, Well its obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some time with music. – Trey Parker

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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I dont deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I dont deserve that either. – Jack Benny

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You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they dont like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiots mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain. – Terry Bradshaw

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To express the same idea in still another way, I think that human knowledge is essentially active. – Jean Piaget

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Having a second chance makes you want to work even harder. – Tia Mowry

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He who buys what he does not need steals from himself. – Author Unknown

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