Quote by Erma Bombeck
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed. – Erma Bombeck

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Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If its a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed. – Neil Gaiman

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funny

This is going to sound really funny. I have a poster of Zac Efron on my wall! I think every girl has a poster of him in their room so, why not join the club! – Vanessa Hudgens

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funny

Comedy is surprises, so if youre intending to make somebody laugh and they dont laugh, thats funny. – Norm MacDonald

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funny

But you cant focus on things that matter if all youve been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. – Charlie Sheen

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funny

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Its cool to have critical success because its always nice for your peers to say, Good job. But who cares about them? – Zac Hanson

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cool

As a means to success, determination has this advantage over talent — that it does not have to be recognized by others. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Perseverance

Pornography is supposed to arouse sexual desires. If pornography is a crime, when will they arrest makers of perfume? – Richard Fleischer

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Sex

Freedom means the right of people to assemble, organize, and debate openly. – Hillary Clinton

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Freedom