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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. – Erma Bombeck

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Running
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Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck

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Thanksgiving Day
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Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub. – Erma Bombeck

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Age
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. – Walt Disney

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funny

I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

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funny

Its funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they cant afford the music. – Tom Petty

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funny

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up. – Lynda Barry

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funny

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We are a forward-looking people, and we must have a forward-looking government. – Arnold Schwarzenegger

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You cant have public health without a public health system. We just dont want to be part of a mindless competition for resources. We want to build back capacity in the system. – Paul Farmer

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I always believe that to be the best, you have to smell like the best, dress like the best, act like the best. When you throw your trash in the garbage can, it has to be better than anybody else who ever threw trash in the garbage can. – Lil Wayne

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Writing a novel is not merely going on a shopping expedition across the border to an unreal land: it is hours and years spent in the factories, the streets, the cathedrals of the imagination. – Janet Frame

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Imagination