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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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What were really talking about is a wonderful day set aside on the fourth Thursday of November when no one diets. I mean, why else would they call it Thanksgiving? – Erma Bombeck

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And the funny thing is, Ive always been an optimist – its practically a congenital disorder with me. – Molly Ivins

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Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. Im afraid it did. – Bette Davis

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It is funny the two things most men are proudest of is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way, that is being drunk and being the father of their son. – Gertrude Stein

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. – Mel Brooks

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I never let my politics supersede my manners. – Darren Criss

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You know among people who kind of travel a lot and have exposure to the United States and some other countries, they do have accounts, but you know, Russia is not exactly the place with multiple language skills so local networks kind of have an edge. – Yuri Milner

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War contains so much folly, as well as wickedness, that much is to be hoped from the progress of reason. – James Madison

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Resentment or grudges do no harm to the person against whom you hold these feelings but every day and every night of your life, they are eating at you. – Norman Vincent Peale

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