Erma Bombeck's Quote - Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. – Erma Bombeck

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By all means lets be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out. – Richard Dawkins

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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

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An ideal form of government is democracy tempered with assassination. – Voltaire

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I have the terrible feeling that, because I am wearing a white beard and am sitting in the back of the theatre, you expect me to tell you the truth about something. These are the cheap seats, not Mount Sinai. – Orson Welles

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