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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

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Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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Birthday
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My type of humor is almost pure identification. A housewife reads my column and says, But thats happened to ME! I know just what shes talking about! – Erma Bombeck

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Women
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I think its funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive. – Jerry Seinfeld

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With improv, its a combination of listening and not trying to be funny. – Kristen Wiig

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

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The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably arent. And the songs that are probably are the ones they wouldnt think… so thats where it kind of is funny. – LeAnn Rimes

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Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space. – Rebecca West

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I would sum up my fear about the future in one word: boring. And thats my one fear: that everything has happened nothing exciting or new or interesting is ever going to happen again… the future is just going to be a vast, conforming suburb of the soul. – J. G. Ballard

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The man who forgives is far stronger than the man who fights. – Nathan Croall

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Its easy being a humorist when youve got the whole government working for you. – Will Rogers

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