Quote by Erma Bombeck
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. Its unbridled, its unplanned, its full of suprises. – Erma Bombeck

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Humor
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Sometimes I cant figure designers out. Its as if they flunked human anatomy. – Erma Bombeck

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design
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Marriage has no guarantees. If thats what youre looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck

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car
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

I grew up in a funny way. – Gordon Ramsay

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funny

Its funny when people say you have sex appeal or call you the next Brad Pitt. I just laugh. Im not that. I dont want to be that. – Kellan Lutz

Category:
funny

Its funny how most people love the dead, once youre dead your made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

Category:
funny

But I think funny and talent will always win out I mean, of course there are hurdles, but I think if youre funny you will get over all of that. – Wanda Sykes

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funny

Random Quotes

At this age, I should be leading a quiet life. – Aung San Suu Kyi

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Age

The idealists will always be in society, and we will survive. – John Zorn

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Society

The red-letter days, now become, to all intents and purposes, dead-letter days. – Charles Lamb

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Parties

I think it would be cool if you were writing a ransom note on your computer, if the paper clip popped up and said, Looks like youre writing a ransom note. Need help? You should use more forceful language, youll get more money. – Demetri Martin

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cool