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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your childs name and how old he or she is. – Erma Bombeck

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Life
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Erma Bombeck
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I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. – Erma Bombeck

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Courage
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Erma Bombeck
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Its funny. When I saw the script in my inbox and it said Sparkle, I thought, For real? Its really called Sparkle? I was wondering, too, how does Jordin Sparks as Sparkle sound? – Jordin Sparks

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I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. – Cat Deeley

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely. – P. J. ORourke

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Im not into business at all. – Freddie Mercury

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Labor is the closest a woman may ever be to the threshold between life and death while she is still very much alive. – Anne Frye

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Instinct is intelligence incapable of self-consciousness. – John Sterling

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Ive found the best way is to not be scared of the attention but to be grateful for it and open to it. It makes my days better rather than being annoyed that people want my attention. – Brandon Routh

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