Quote by Erma Bombeck
Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. - Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck

Other quotes by Erma Bombeck

Theres nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. – Erma Bombeck

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A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. – Erma Bombeck

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If my films make one more person miserable, Ill feel I have done my job. – Woody Allen

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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I was the kid next doors imaginary friend. – Emo Philips

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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, youve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. – Steve Coogan

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But O, how bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another mans eyes. – William Shakespeare

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