October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight. – Jason Love
The microwave oven is the consolation prize in our struggle to understand physics. – Jason Love
Why do we pay for psychotherapy when massages cost half as much? – Jason Love
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988