Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transse

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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Food
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz

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Freedom
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Other Quotes from
Football
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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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Football

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football

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Seek in reading and thou shalt find in meditation; knock in prayer and it shall be opened in contemplation. – John of the Cross

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