Quote by Fran Lebowitz
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz

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God
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My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them. – Fran Lebowitz

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Freedom
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hair
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Other Quotes from
Football
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October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

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Football

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Football

Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Football

When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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Football

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Why should we strive, with cynic frown, to knock their fairy castles down? – Eliza Cook

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Idealism

The sage does not hoard. The more he helps others, the more he benefits himself, The more he gives to others, the more he gets himself. The Way of Heaven does one good but never does one harm. The Way of the sage is to act but not to compete. – Lao Tzu

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good

In human relationships, kindness and lies are worth a thousand truths. – Graham Greene

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relationship

Everyone has a story that makes me stronger. I know that the work I do is important and I enjoy it, but it is nice to hear the feedback of what we do to inspire others. – Richard Simmons

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work