Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz
All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death. – Fran Lebowitz
I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988
Unless you have been very, very lucky, you have undoubtedly experienced events in your life that have made you cry. So unless you have been very, very lucky, you know that a good, long session of weeping can often make you feel better, even if your circumstances have not changed one bit. – Lemony Snicket