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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transse

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. – Fran Lebowitz

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Football
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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Things are coming to a pretty pass when religion is allowed to invade private life. – Lord Melbourne

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Morality without religion is only a kind of dead reckoning – an endeavor to find our place on a cloudy sea by measuring the distance we have run, but without any observation of the heavenly bodies. – Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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It is well for his peace that the saint goes to his martyrdom. He is spared the sight of the horror of his harvest. – Oscar Wilde

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The best things in life are not only free, but the line is shorter. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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