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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transse

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. – Fran Lebowitz

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Nature
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Fran Lebowitz
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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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Other Quotes from
Football
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Speed is not your fastest, but your slowest man. No back can run faster than his interference. – Jock Sutherland

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Football

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Football

Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

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Football

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Ive always wanted to improve on the idea of living well, In moderation, wine is good for you – mentally, physically, and spiritually. – Robert Mondavi

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Ive always been asked, What is my favorite car? and Ive always said The next one. – Caroll Shelby

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car

One who has lost confidence can lose nothing more. – Boiste

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Confidence