Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transse

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass. – Fran Lebowitz

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Art
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Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers. – Fran Lebowitz

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Hair
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Other Quotes from
Football
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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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Football

Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become. – Mary McGrory

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Football

He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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Football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Football

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I think public service is a calling and you do it as long as the things that brought you into the office can continue getting you up in the morning and as long as theres still work to get done. – Anthony Foxx

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With technology now, you can go in and sing a song, and for $100,000, you will sound flawless. – Vince Neil

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Dinner conversation at the Cohens meant my sister, mom, and I relaying in brutal detail the days events in a state of amplified hysteria, while my father listened to his own smooth jazz station in his head. – Andy Cohen

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mom