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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior. – Fran Lebowitz

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Death
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Romantic love is mental illness. But its a pleasurable one. Its a drug. It distorts reality, and thats the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw. – Fran Lebowitz

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Love
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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Business
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Other Quotes from
Football
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Football

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

He was the only man I ever saw who ran his own interference. – Steve Owen, about Bronko Nagurski

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Football

Australian Rules football might best be described as a game devised for padded cells, played in the open air. – Jim Murray

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Football

Random Quotes

My mom moved up between Leland and Greenville when I was just a little tot. – Little Milton

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mom

Kings will be tyrants from policy, when subjects are rebels from principle. – Edmund Burke

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Tyranny

What made womens labour particularly attractive to the capitalists was not only its lower price but also the greater submissiveness of women. – Clara Zetkin

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Women

Krishna children were taught that in the spiritual world there were no parents, only souls and hence this justified their being kept out of view from others, cloistered in separate buildings and sheltered from the evil material world. – Mary Garden

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Religion