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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. – Fran Lebowitz

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Life was a damned muddle — a football game with everyone offside and the referee gotten rid of — everyone claiming the referee would have been on his side. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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