Quote by Fran Lebowitz
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transse

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

Other quotes by Fran Lebowitz

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure. – Fran Lebowitz

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All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz

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Other Quotes from
Football
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

I do not like football, which I think of as a game in which two tractors approach each other from opposite directions and collide. Besides, I have contempt for a game in which players have to wear so much equipment. Men play basketball in their underwear, which seems just right to me. – Anna Quindlen, Living Out Loud, 1988

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Football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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Football

October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football. – Jason Love

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Football

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