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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transse

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football. – Fran Lebowitz

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Large, naked raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who lie in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter. – Fran Lebowitz

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All Gods children are not beautiful. Most of Gods children are, in fact, barely presentable. – Fran Lebowitz

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American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. – Sue Lawley, 1985

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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Author Unknown

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Football

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck

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When it comes to football, God is prejudiced — toward big, fast kids. – Chuck Mills

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If you have a lane, you have a chance. – Author Unknown

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I never stopped studying Buddhism. In the past few years, in between movies, I do a retreat. – Jet Li

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The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity. – Arthur Balfour

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It is the growling man who lives a dogs life. – Coleman Cox

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