If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno
Every two years the American politics industry fills the airwaves with the most virulent, scurrilous, wall-to-wall character assassination of nearly every political practitioner in the country – and then declares itself puzzled that America has lost trust in its politicians. – Charles Krauthammer