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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno

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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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Men
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced theyre getting back together. You know what that means? Theres still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. – Jay Leno

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Hope
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During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa. – Author Unknown

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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. – Charles de Gaulle

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Mankind will never see an end of trouble until… lovers of wisdom come to hold political power, or the holders of power… become lovers of wisdom. – Plato, The Republic

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Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. – James Russell Lowell

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I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an assertion without knowing whether it is true or false, is guilty of falsehood; and the accidental truth of the assertion, does not justify or excuse him. – Abraham Lincoln

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But their determination to banish fools foundered ultimately in the installation of absolute idiots. – Basil Bunting

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It is only after one is in trouble that one realizes how little sympathy and kindness there are in the world. – Nellie Bly

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