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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno

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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

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War
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Jay Leno
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Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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dad
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Jay Leno
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno

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Men
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Jay Leno
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Election Day
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Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. – James Russell Lowell

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Election Day

Democracy: The state of affairs in which you consent to having your pocket picked, and elect the best man to do it. – Benjamin Lichtenberg

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Election Day

The oppressed are allowed once every few years to decide which particular representatives of the oppressing class are to represent and repress them. – Karl Marx

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Election Day

Truth is not determined by majority vote. – Doug Gwyn

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Election Day

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A father is a banker provided by nature. – Proverb

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A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble. – Charles H. Spurgeon

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Sweetest Day

I never could have done what I have done without the habits of punctuality, order, and diligence, without the determination to concentrate myself on one subject at a time. – Charles Dickens

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Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats, should be making health care decisions. – Barbara Boxer

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