If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. – Jay Leno