Quote by Jay Leno
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno

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During a campaign the air is full of speeches – and vice versa. – Author Unknown

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An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. – George Eliot, Felix Holt, Chapter5

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The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. – Clare Boothe Luce

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Political campaigns are designedly made into emotional orgies which endeavor to distract attention from the real issues involved, and they actually paralyze what slight powers of cerebration man can normally muster. – James Harvey Robinson, The Human Comedy, 1937

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