If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno