Jay Leno's Quote - If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay

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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno

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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Politics is just show business for ugly people. – Jay Leno

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Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal. – Jay Leno

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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. – W.C. Fields

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People often say that, in a democracy, decisions are made by a majority of the people. Of course, that is not true. Decisions are made by a majority of those who make themselves heard and who vote – a very different thing. – Walter H. Judd

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Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently and all for the same reason. – José Maria de Eça de Queiroz, translated from Portuguese

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The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. – Clare Boothe Luce

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