If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno
What a strange thing is the propagation of life! A bubble of seed which may be spilt in a whores lap, or in the orgasm of a voluptuous dream, might (for aught we know) have formed a Caesar or a Bonaparte — there is nothing remarkable recorded of their sires, that I know of. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron