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If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. – Jay Leno

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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War
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Jay Leno
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Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said thats why they never hit any home runs. Its a safety issue. – Jay Leno

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Home
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Jay Leno
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno

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Men
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Jay Leno
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The most important political office is that of the private citizen. – Louis Brandeis

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Election Day

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them. – Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

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Election Day

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant. – Charles de Gaulle

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Election Day

Our political institutions work remarkably well. They are designed to clang against each other. The noise is democracy at work. – Michael Novak

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Election Day

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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going. – Anon.

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Individual responsibility, hard work, paying attention in school, faith, family all these things are important. – J. C. Watts

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Faith

How vast an estate it is that we came into as the intellectual heirs of all the watchers and searchers and thinkers and singers of the generations that are dead! What a heritage of stored wealth! What perishing poverty of mind we should be left in without it! – J.N. Larned

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As life runs on, the road grows strange with faces new – and near the end. The milestones into headstones change, Neath every one a friend. – James Russell Lowell

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