Quote by Jay Leno
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one ca

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow Operation Re-elect Bush doesnt seem to be popular. – Jay Leno

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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