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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one ca

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff, he called Bush evil, the Great Satan, called him a war monger. Basically, the same thing you heard at last nights Democratic debate. – Jay Leno

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