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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one ca

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasnt for any religious reasons. They couldnt find three wise men and a virgin. – Jay Leno

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Men
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Today is Valentines Day – or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! – Jay Leno

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Men
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Jay Leno
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? – Matt Groening, The Simpsons, spoken by the character Homer

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It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road. – Author unknown, as seen on a bumper sticker

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Buzzed driving is drunk driving. – Author Unknown

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Intexticated: distracted by the act of texting to such a degree that one seems intoxicated. – Author Unknown

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While seeking revenge, dig two graves — one for yourself. – Doug Horton

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Its just poetry, beauty and love. How hard can that be to act? – Robin Wright Penn

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Now both my films have been number one at the Australian box office and it took about two years just to get the finance for this film, so if its hard for me then God help everyone else. – Yahoo Serious

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Laugh and the world laughs with you, be prompt and you dine alone. For the sad old earth must borrow its mirth, but has trouble enough of its own. – Gerald Barzan

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