The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
Dont forget Mothers Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dads Third Wife Day. – Jay Leno