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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one ca

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because shes strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. – Jay Leno

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