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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one ca

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. – Jay Leno

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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. – Jay Leno

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