Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. – Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. – Robert Byrne

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. – Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. – Robert Byrne
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on. – Robert Byrne
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat. – Robert Byrne
The simplicity of winter has a deep moral. The return of Nature, after such a career of splendor and prodigality, to habits so simple and austere, is not lost either upon the head or the heart. It is the philosopher coming back from the banquet and the wine to a cup of water and a crust of bread. – John Burroughs, “The Snow-Walkers,” 1866