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For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the ciga

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno

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A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex. He replied frankly: “Because everything does.” – Honor Tracy

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The Englishman can get along with sex quite perfectly so long as he can pretend that it isnt sex but something else. – James Agate

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