Quote by Laura Schlessinger
If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of

If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

Other quotes by Laura Schlessinger

This is all you have. This is not a dry run. This is your life. If you want to fritter it away with your fears, then you will fritter it away, but you wont get it back later. – Laura Schlessinger

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Fear
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Well, the truth is that a lot of people lie about their health, they lie about the finances, they lie about things at work, they lie about things. – Laura Schlessinger

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Health
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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If I didnt try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time. – Lynda Barry

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Humor

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor

The comic is the perception of the opposite humor is the feeling of it. – Umberto Eco

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Humor

Humor is healing. – Brad Garrett

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Humor

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Its hard enough to work and raise a family when your kids are all healthy and relatively normal, but when you add on some kind of disability or disease, it can just be such a burden. – Patricia Heaton

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Family

One should never know too precisely whom one has married. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Marriage

I may be kindly, I am ordinarily gentle, but in my line of business I am obliged to will terribly what I will at all. – Catherine the Great

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Business

Things are coming to a pretty pass when religion is allowed to invade private life. – Lord Melbourne

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Religion