Quote by Laura Schlessinger
If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of

If youre that hypersensitive about color and dont have a sense of humor, dont marry out of your race. – Laura Schlessinger

Other quotes by Laura Schlessinger

My mother isolated herself from all family and friends for some 20 years. And never met her grandchild, my son. – Laura Schlessinger

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Family
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One thing Ive been happy as peach pie about – because Im all about the children and the happiness of a woman because that makes the happiness of the home – is that nannies, day cares and babysitters are all collapsing, which is forcing moms and dads to raise their children at home. – Laura Schlessinger

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Happiness
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The feeling of your baby taking nourishment from your body for the first time is amazing, and it remains the most touching moment of my life. – Laura Schlessinger

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amazing
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it arm around the shoulder humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. Its mean, mean stuff. – Robert Orben

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Humor

I used to watch The Waltons and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family. – Paula Poundstone

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Humor

A rich mans joke is always funny. – Thomas Edward Brown

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Humor

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost. – James Thurber

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Humor

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I need a teacher quite as much as Helen. I know the education of this child will be the distinguishing event of my life, if I have the brains and perseverance to accomplish it. – Anne Sullivan Macy

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The drama is complete poetry. The ode and the epic contain it only in germ it contains both of them in a state of high development, and epitomizes both. – Victor Hugo

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I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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When he ran from a cop his transitions from accelerating walk to easy jog trot to brisk canter to headlong gallop to flogged-piston sprint…were as distinct and as soberly in order as an automatic gearshift. – James Agee

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