For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward. – Jay Leno
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer. – SwamiX
Men get laid, but women get screwed. – Quentin Crisp
It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance. – Elizabeth Taylor
Sex. In America an obsession. In other parts of the world a fact. – Marlene Dietrich
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader
The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work. – William H. Masters
My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. – Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975
What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh. – Henry Fielding
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences: suicide. Or murder. – Susan Sontag
The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget. – William Osler
Sex relieves tension — love causes it. – Woody Allen
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. – Louise Sammons
I think I could fall madly in bed with you. – Author Unknown
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy. – Groucho Marx
