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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson

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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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funny

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny

I was so afraid to even read a paper in front of my classmates. It is very funny because at that point my teachers would never have believed that I could speak in front of an audience of over 2,000 people. – Petra Nemcova

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The temperate persons pleasures are durable because they are regular; and all their life is calm and serene, because it is innocent. – Source Unknown

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We need, in effect, to make the phantom lock-boxes around the trust fund real. – Alan Greenspan

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Instinct is action taken in pursuance of a purpose, but without conscious perception of what the purpose is. – Van Hartmann

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The most important thing about technology is that it can seamlessly work its way into your routine and your life. – John Legend

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