Mitch Hedberg's Quote - A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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