Mitch Hedberg's Quote - A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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