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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im blonde and tanned and normal-sized! Im sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and Im nice – and I like to eat. – Paris Hilton

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny. – Dane Cook

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Anger is one letter short of danger. – Author Unknown

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and Im not sure about the former. – Albert Einstein

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You cant live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didnt do for you. Youre dealt the cards that youre dealt. I realised it was a waste of time to be angry at my parents and feel sorry for myself. – Drew Barrymore

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