Quote by Mitch Hedberg
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Its a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. – Rick Baker

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Even as a kid I was never the generator of humor, but I always knew who was funny, who to hang out with. – Andrew Stanton

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Strange questions are the more interesting ones. Children by and large dont try to trip you up… they want to find out how you do this funny thing that you do… if theyve loved a story they love to know how it started. – Michael Morpurgo

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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Those whom God wishes to destroy, he first makes mad. – Euripides

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