Quote by Mitch Hedberg
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
Life
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

Category:
amazing
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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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work
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Other Quotes from
funny
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov

Category:
funny

When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. – Mo Rocca

Category:
funny

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. – Casey Stengel

Category:
funny

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man. – Frank Carson

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

The test of democracy is freedom of criticism. – David Ben-Gurion

Category:
Censorship

Nothing ever becomes real till it is experienced—even a Proverb is no proverb to you till your Life has illustrated it. – John Keats, letter to George and Georgiana Keats, February 24, 1819

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Quotations

Hypocrite reader — my fellow — my brother! – StJerome

Category:
Hypocrisy

I conceive that the land belongs to a vast family of which many are dead, few are living, and countless numbers are still unborn. – Author Unknown

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Environment