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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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Mitch Hedberg
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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
funny
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I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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funny

I always like to watch comics and its interesting that you can tell if someones funny in 10 seconds. – Christopher Walken

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funny

You know, if I started worrying about what the critics think, Id never make another comedy. You couldnt pick a less funny group than critics – you couldnt find a more bitter group of people! – Todd Phillips

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funny

Its funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! – Garth Brooks

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funny

Random Quotes

I like food too much to go on some crazy diet. French fries are my favorite downfall. – Holly Madison

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diet

How can anybody learn anything from an artwork when the piece of art only reflects the vanity of the artist and not reality? – Lou Reed

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Art

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

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Education

Food tells you everything about the way people live and who they are. – Martin Scorsese

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Food