Mitch Hedberg's Quote - A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. – Isaac Asimov

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The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I cant take myself too seriously. – Drew Barrymore

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Im schizophrenic, and so am I. – Oscar Levant

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For some reason and I dont know why, but I dont think that Im funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere. – Kevin James

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