Mitch Hedberg's Quote - A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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If its the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? – Robin Williams

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People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. Youre laughing one minute and youre crying the next and thats just life for me, and that is what people are like. – Sally Hawkins

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Its so funny when youre actually directing because things start popping that you dont expect to pop, and something that you think is going to pop, maybe doesnt quite have the impetus that you thought it might. – Stephen Moyer

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You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. – Colin Quinn

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I didnt grow up a theatre kid, going to theatre camps. I played sports, and that was my main direction. But luckily, I never had to choose between sports and theatre. – Aaron Tveit

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We cant have a failure in Iraq, but we also cant be there for the next 10 years because if we are, its going to become, I think, a failure in and of itself. – Dennis Ross

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I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence I can reach for perfection is Gods business. – Michael J. Fox

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My recollection of a hundred lovely lakes has given me blessed release from care and worry and the troubled thinking of our modern day. It has been a return to the primitive and the peaceful. – Hamlin Garland

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