A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg
A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg
Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg
Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg