Mitch Hedberg's Quote - A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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I come more to Scotland than I ever used to, so I feel more connected to it, more part of the zeitgeist. You know when you realize you have a choice and Im choosing my homeland. Its funny: when you get older these things creep up to you. – Alan Cumming

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A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters. – Barbara Corcoran

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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