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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life
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Mitch Hedberg
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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because Id been up all night inventing the Camcorder. – Al Gore

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funny

Its really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching Daddys Little Girls literally in tears. – Idris Elba

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funny

Well love you just the way you are if youre perfect. – Alanis Morissette

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funny

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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funny

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The first few games that we played against some of the teams, the young guys, you know, want a stick sign or photo sign, and I think that they respect what I have achieved throughout my career. – Mario Lemieux

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respect

Everyone carries his own inch rule of taste, and amuses himself by applying it, triumphantly, wherever he travels. – Henry Adams

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Travel

I wish I could have known earlier that you have all the time you’ll need right up to the day you die. – William Wiley

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Its a funny thing about life if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. – W. Somerset Maugham

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best