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A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. - Mitch Hedberg

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love
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Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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great
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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funny
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Maybe Im delusional but Im usually funny. Its not 100% but I have a pretty good batting average. – Adam Carolla

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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson

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funny

I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet. – Angelina Jolie

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funny

I believe, in a funny way, the job of the novelist is to be out there on the fringes and speaking for an experience that has not really been spoken for. – Donna Tartt

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funny

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Time is bunk. – Douglas Adams

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Football is a game about feelings and intelligence. – Jose Mourinho

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When you start fooling around with drugs, youre hurting your creativity, youre hurting your health. Drugs are death, in one form or another. If they dont kill you, they kill your soul. And if your souls dead, youve got nothing to offer, anyway. – Paul Stanley

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Health