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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty go

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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To understand me, you have to meet me and be around me. And then only if Im in a good mood – dont meet me in a bad mood. – Avril Lavigne

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What is moral is what you feel good after, and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. – Ernest Hemingway

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The Jews dont like Farrakhan, so they call me Hitler. Well, thats a good name. Hitler was a very great man. – Louis Farrakhan

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If you love those who love you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners love those who love them. And if you do good to those who do good to you, what credit is that to you? For even sinners do the same. – Jesus Christ

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