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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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Fred Allen
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Fred Allen
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Im not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, Ill be funny in real life. Its the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. – Jonathan Safran Foer

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Its a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do – youre proud of it – and I like the effect that movies have on people. But the attention can also make me uncomfortable. – Kristen Stewart

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funny

Its funny because its funny. – David Spade

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funny

I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. – Bob Hope

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funny

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Well, Ive had a long standing relationship with Gatorade and theyve been very, very good to me. And I believe in their products, I really do. Ive used them for many, many years. – Bill Parcells

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God gave us two ends — one to sit on and one to think with. Success depends on which one you use. Head you win, tail you lose. – Author Unknown

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To me, being an intellectual doesnt mean knowing about intellectual issues; it means taking pleasure in them. – Jacob Bronowski

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As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesnt work for me. Id just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh. – Daniel Radcliffe

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