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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen

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Graduation
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Fred Allen
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Fred Allen
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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

Category:
funny
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Fred Allen
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funny
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A mans got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. – Ernest Hemingway

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funny

Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. – Josh Billings

Category:
funny

Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

Category:
funny

If you look at the game and everything, its not quite like looking at an animated film, because thats total character. This, this is really movement, but its got funny little things if you look for the humor. Theyre actually getting to the character. – Don Bluth

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funny

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I havent lost faith in human nature and I havent decided to be less compassionate to strangers. – Armistead Maupin

Category:
Faith

The State must follow, and not lead, the character and progress of the citizen. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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State

One of the mistakes I made was placing too much trust in Montesinos. – Alberto Fujimori

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Trust

In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. – Robert Benchley

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Travel