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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
Author
Fred Allen
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Category:
Humorous
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny – if you impersonate somebody, they have no idea its them. – Tracey Ullman

Category:
funny

In my circle of friends, Ive always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I dont want the spotlight on me. – Rosie Perez

Category:
funny

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. – George Orwell

Category:
funny

I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, typing little funny magazines and drawing comic strips. – R. L. Stine

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

It is difficult for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs. – Thomas Hardy

Category:
Men

I believe in God, family, truth between people, the power of love. – Michael Landon

Category:
Family

Now I am not one of the most constant creatures alive myself, and am apt to run through the spectrum which has the blues at the bottom about once a week. – Byron Caldwell Smith (1849-1877), letter to Kate Stephens

Category:
Emotions

Nothing is as dangerous in architecture as dealing with separated problems. If we split life into separated problems we split the possibilities to make good building art. – Alvar Aalto

Category:
architecture