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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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I actually find novels that are determined to be funny at every turn quite oppressive. – Ian Mcewan

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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. – Steve Martin

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funny

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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Twitter, to me, works if youre funny. Twitter doesnt work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. – Albert Brooks

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To a coward, courage always looks like stupidity. – Bill Maher, Real Time with Bill Maher (season13, episode1, original airdate 2015

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Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two categories — fag and straight. – Gore Vidal (1925–2012)

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Growing up, sports was my outlet, my way to portray a personality. I was very shy around people but, through sports, something I was good at, I was able to make friends. – Curtis Joseph

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The ladder of success is never crowded at the top. – Napoleon Hill

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