Fred Allen's Quote - California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange

Quote by Fred Allen

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen

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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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