Fred Allen's Quote - California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange

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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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All I know about humor is that I dont know anything about it. – Fred Allen

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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Its funny what a few no-hitters do for a body. – Satchel Paige

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