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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Fred Allen
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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

Category:
Success
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Fred Allen
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A romantic comedy has to be funny and make you think about life but the obstacle that has to be overcome is key. – Jennifer Lopez

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I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. – Joan Rivers

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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. – Rachael Ray

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I had an idea of what I thought was funny. Its kind of based on how I am. – Jennifer Aniston

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When I was straight, I had the courage and energy to become an actress. I owe my career to my will to stop using. – Kirstie Alley

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My work is a game, a very serious game. – M. C. Escher

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I was looking for something like baseball, where theres a lot of data and the competition was pretty low. Thats when I discovered politics. – Nate Silver

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Well, look at all of these summer blockbusters. You cant help but laugh a little, because youve already seen a lot of these movies 482 times. – Sean Penn

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movies