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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host. – Fred Allen

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Party Invitation
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

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Puns
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Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But its funny what comes down the pike. – Jeff Bridges

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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funny

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when theyre down, and when theyre having a good time, I can carry on the joke. – John Krasinski

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funny

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. – W. C. Fields

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Random Quotes

It seems that when you get to a certain age you almost give yourself permission to misbehave and say what you think. People allow it, with very old people. – Julie Walters

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I have long been one of those tedious people who rails against the coronation of student-athletes. I have heard the argument that big-time athletics bring in loads of money to universities. I dont believe the money goes anywhere other than back into the sports teams, but thats another story. – Susan Orlean

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Food is fuel and not a solution to anything other than giving your body nutrients. I love chocolate like the next girl, but its not going to change my situation. – Gabrielle Reece

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But I didnt really enjoy my secondary education that much, probably because I am a very physical person and dont enjoy sitting at a desk all day. I just dragged myself through GCSE and A Levels, so it suited me very much to go on to drama school, which was very active. – Amanda Burton

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Education