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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Fred Allen
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Never floss with a stranger. – Joan Rivers

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The most important thing is to write material that YOU think is funny. If you dont think its funny, but youre convinced that other people will think it is, well they wont. – Mo Rocca

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Its funny because The Book of Mormon is The Book of Mormon now. When I was doing it at the very beginning, and I was a part of it for four years and always believed in it, I never really knew if it was going to be more than a convention for South Park fans. – Josh Gad

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Its a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing. – Zora Neale Hurston

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