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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. – Fred Allen

Category:
Puns
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Fred Allen
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

Category:
Humorous
Author
Fred Allen
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Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

Category:
Society
Author
Fred Allen
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Other Quotes from
funny
category

Its funny, but when I arrived in California to start college I was much more interested in becoming a surfer and cruise along in life from one beach to the next. I didnt plan out any huge career for myself. – Benicio Del Toro

Category:
funny

Its a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. – Rick Baker

Category:
funny

Its really funny because the same people who loved me as Stringer Bell were the same people that were watching Daddys Little Girls literally in tears. – Idris Elba

Category:
funny

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean counters, he still likes to laugh at small things and creates a show around it. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I believe in animal rights, and high among them is the right to the gentle stroke of a human hand. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Animals

Often, the less there is to justify a traditional custom, the harder it is to get rid of it. – Mark Twain

Category:
Customs

I care about politics just like any other citizen. Im against the war in Iraq, or any type of war. – Enrique Iglesias

Category:
Politics

How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it. – Jules Michelet

Category:
Mothers