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California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange

California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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Its a required part of your film history to know who Woody is. His movies are so wonderful, and not just funny but so insightful about human behavior. – Scarlett Johansson

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But with comedy its a simple premise. If its funny, people laugh. If its not, they dont. – Steve Coogan

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I could party in a cardboard box with people who are funny and dont care. For me, its really about who I surround myself with, so I just try to always be with hilarious people. – Kesha

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