People never ask people doing serious music, Do you ever think about doing funny music? – Al Yankovic Category: funny
The one thing you shouldnt do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. – Jimmy Fallon Category: funny
The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen Category: funny
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy. – Cynthia Nelms Category: Happiness
I always tell my kids that as soon as you have a secret, something about you that you are ashamed to have others find out, you have given other people the power to hurt you by exposing you. – Ayelet Waldman Category: power
