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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time... and last nig

Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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When friends asked me, Can we help? Id say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars. – Charlie Sheen

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Time is the longest distance between two places. – Tennessee Williams

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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough. – George Bernard Shaw

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Weve protected thousands of people in Libya we have not seen a single U.S. casualty theres no risks of additional escalation. This operation is limited in time and in scope. – Barack Obama

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