Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg
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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg
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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg
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