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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time... and last nig

Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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