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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time... and last nig

Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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I think that everything is possible as long as you put your mind to it and you put the work and time into it. I think your mind really controls everything. – Michael Phelps

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We have what we seek, it is there all the time, and if we give it time, it will make itself known to us. – Thomas Merton

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Every day a thread makes a skein in the year. – Dutch Proverb

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I like ice hockey, but its a frustrating game to watch. Its hard to keep your eyes on both the puck and the players and too much time passes between scoring in hockey. There are usually more fights than there are points. – Andy Rooney

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From our perspective, trying to deal with this continuing campaign of terror, if you will, the war on terror that were engaged in, this is a continuing enterprise. The people that were involved in some of those activities before 9/11 are still out there. – Dick Cheney

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I just wanted to see every single musical I could. The very first one I saw was Beauty and the Beast, the only one I could get tickets for, and then Les Miserables and then Chicago. – America Ferrera

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