Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg
Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg
Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg
I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg