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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Other Quotes from
cool
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I think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it. – Ben Elton

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cool

My band is so dedicated, everybody works very hard. The No. 1 priority is the show, and its pretty cool because we all pull together, and its fun. Its like being on a sports team or something. – Bob Seger

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cool

As tempting as it seems to wear tennis shoes with your tux, dont do it. I think it looks ridiculous. If youre 14 years old, maybe give it a shot. In general, dont portray anything that says Im too cool and I dont care. – Paul Feig

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cool

Everyone hooks up with George Clooney. Hes a genuinely cool guy. Hes using his powers for good. – William H. Macy

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cool

Random Quotes

I had to trick people into giving me money for my first film. Making a romantic comedy is easier and more expected from a woman than it is to make a drama about a Japanese warrior. – Julie Delpy

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My dad always said, Dont worry what people think, because you cant change it. – Daisy Donovan

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dad

Im only drinking white wine because Im on a diet and I dont eat. – Oliver Reed

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diet

Ah, when to the heart of man was it ever less than a treason to go with the drift of things to yield with a grace to reason and bow and accept at the end of a love or a season. – Robert Frost

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Acceptance