Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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So, its cool that, yes, Hal Jordan is a superhero, but my character is a real-world hero in her own life. – Blake Lively

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Im a fan of designers and clothes that look beautiful, but more importantly, make me feel beautiful and confident. Its why Ive always loved Stella McCartney, and more recently, Prabal Gurung. Their pieces are cool, yet timeless, and the fits are effortlessly flattering. – Shay Mitchell

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I think its really cool to embrace the pain of something that may have hurt you and be able to express it through music. – Ciara

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My friends are people who like building cool stuff. We always have this joke about people who want to just start companies without making something valuable. Theres a lot of that in Silicon Valley. – Mark Zuckerberg

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The downtrodden, who are the great creators of slang. – Anthony Burgess

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The human consciousness is really homogeneous. There is no complete forgetting, even in death. – David Herbert Lawrence

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We neither laugh alone, nor weep alone, why then should we pray alone? – Anna Letitia Barbauld

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Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If its not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long. – Amy Grant

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