Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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It was a very cool thing to be a smart girl, as opposed to some other, different kind. And I think that made a great deal of difference to me growing up and in my life afterward. – Elena Kagan

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I do love to walk around in New York because people will notice me, smile, but they never bother anyone. New Yorkers are very cool. I love New York. – Creed Bratton

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Id love to pop back into Being Human as Adam. I love the character so much. Ive never really played a character like that. Im always playing the geek, so to play a kid who is very energetic when he wants to be, and who is always trying to get the girls, was really cool. – Craig Roberts

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It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows. – Peter Baynham

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