Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was raised to believe in myself. I know Im cool. Im not trying to brag or say Im the man or anything like that. I dont lie or cheat, and Im not mean to anybody. I treat people with respect. – Freddie Prinze, Jr.

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Allen Gregory came about because we wanted an animated show and we were just tossing around some ideas about me playing a 7-year-old. We thought that would be cool, because we couldnt do that in real life. – Jonah Hill

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I love my mother Ali so much. Im a mommas boy. I just have a very cool mom. Its not as though I had any say in the matter. Im just really fortunate. Shes the most kind, loving, giving woman. – Hayden Christensen

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Ive been such an oddball my whole life, but Ive always been cool and Ive always dressed fairly smartly. – Cee Lo Green

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