Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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work
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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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Other Quotes from
cool
category

I have, I admit, a low tolerance for detached chronicling and cool analysis. – Leslie Fiedler

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cool

All I know about thermal pollution is that if we continue our present rate of growth in electrical energy consumption it will simply take, by the year 2000, all our freshwater streams to cool the generators and reactors. – David R. Brower

Category:
cool

Im not saying I look cool, but every single time I go onstage, it is a fail if I dont feel like Im going to pass out at least twice. – Kesha

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cool

When I decided to launch my first knitwear line, it was because I saw a void in the basics category. The editors were always looking for cool, fashion-forward tees and sweaters. So thats where I started. – Alexander Wang

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cool

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Every thought we have is a form of energy that continues to exist forever. – Pim van Lommel

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Mind

Why is it that when we talk to God were said to be praying but when God talks to us were schizophrenic? – Lily Tomlin

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God

The essence of worldliness is exclusion of God. – Henry Jacobsen

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Consumerism

The truth was you cant continue to spend the kind of money our spending on all these entitlement programs. I think we need more people in public life who are willing to say, no, we cant afford certain things. No, we cant do certain things. – Chris Christie

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Money