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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Now that I finally have the time for it, this web surfing stuff turns out to be as interesting and fun and addictive as youve all been telling me. Zipping from link to link, chasing an idea across the noosphere, sucking up information like a killer whale – way cool. – Spider Robinson

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cool

I noticed that this defense attorney is a very, very intelligent man, and hes very cool and hes very knowledgeable, and I think that personally Id like to have an attorney like him. – Tommy Bond

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cool

I wanted to be an actress. I think it had a lot to do with being a kid and watching how every time my dad would stand up to talk people would applaud… that was pretty cool. – Eleanor Mondale

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cool

Edie Sedgwick had a cool style she pushed the envelope for the time. – Taylor Momsen

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Parenting is one of the hardest jobs on earth. – Jennifer Aniston

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Illegal drug use runs contrary to the image of health depicted by cycling. Distributors of these drugs must be prosecuted more harshly as they are ciminals. – Bernard Hinault

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The food that enters the mind must be watched as closely as the food that enters the body. – Pat Buchanan

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