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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head aint funny! – Mitch Hedberg

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amazing
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Mitch Hedberg
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Id like to get four people who do cart wheels very good, and make a cart. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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Dreams
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Other Quotes from
cool
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Ive never been cool – and I dont care. – Celine Dion

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cool

Everyone in Hollywood wanted a role in this movie. Everyone wanted to have a part in it. I feel so lucky that I got one, but what I find so cool about Hunger Games is that the real star is the story itself. – Alexander Ludwig

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cool

I dont mind not being cool. – Chris Martin

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cool

Theres been a lot of really cool stuff thats happened to me throughout my career, and I remember everything, but I dont think I savored every moment of it like I should have or like I do now. – Joe Nichols

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cool

Random Quotes

We are usually the best men when in the worst health. – English Proverb

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Health

You have to understand, my dears, that the shortest distance between truth and a human being is a story. – Anthony De Mello

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I dont need anyone to rectify my existence. The most profound relationship we will ever have is the one with ourselves. – Shirley MacLaine

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relationship

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs — jolted by every pebble in the road. – Henry Ward Beecher

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Humor