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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

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Im sick of following my dreams. Im just going to ask them where theyre goin, and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I put on the Hank Williams and the Patsy Cline and the Rosemary Clooney on vinyl – Im not trying to be some cool indie-rock person, I just love the way it sounds – and throw on a T-shirt and jeans. In Texas, we practically come out of the womb in jeans. – Kelly Clarkson

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cool

Im not going chic, I swear. The geek endures. But, I mean, a snazzy cool suit looks good. – Jon Heder

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cool

And looking at todays music scene, I think its cool that there are a lot of consumers and fans not limited by what radio and the record companies tell them to buy. – Juice Newton

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cool

Theres a power in women being women. Theres a role for men, but we dont have to be men, because were women. I think that representing that on television is a cool thing. – Jenna Elfman

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cool

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