Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg
I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg
I was in a really crummy pop-punk band. I think we did a whole bunch of Blink-182 covers, and we were on the fringe of losers and jocks. So we invited all the cool kids to come watch us play in our bass players brothers bedroom. And it was terrible, but everyone thought we were so cool. – Nate Ruess