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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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Mitch Hedberg
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Morning
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Other Quotes from
cool
category

Internet mailing lists are like Fox television shows. They have really cool previews, and they get you all excited about them, but they just dont live up to their promises. – John Dobbin

Category:
cool

As an investor, what were not looking for is oh this is a cool app, its is this something that can become a big business? You need to find those that can become real businesses. – Niklas Zennstrom

Category:
cool

When I see my staff take a step back because Ive lost my cool about something food-related, I say never apologise for your standards. If someone doesnt meet them, then you should explain that and that you want it changed. I want my staff to be like that, too. – Curtis Stone

Category:
cool

Being an author of banned books is cool, Ive decided. – Lauren Myracle

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cool

Random Quotes

Dont limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve. – Mary Kay Ash

Category:
inspirational

When I was at drama school, I wanted to change the world, and thought I had some great wisdom to impart to people about humanity. Now that Im older, I know enough to realise that I know nothing at all. – Michael Sheen

Category:
Change

I had never said, dad, I love you. – Michael Reagan

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dad

Men are the sport of circumstances when it seems circumstances are the sport of men. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

Category:
Chance