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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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I like refried beans. Thats why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe theyre just as good and were just wasting time. You dont have to fry them again after all. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if theyre cool, they get respect. – Danny McBride

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cool

When youre nearing 35, going, Hey Dad, I cant make these payments, just isnt cool. – Eleanor Mondale

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cool

Ive always thought vampires were interesting because they live forever, theyre always well-financed, they dress well, you know what I mean? And theyre, like, cool. Usually vampire – youve never seen a broke vampire. Have you? – Michael Ealy

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cool

Stop being conned by the old mantra that says, Leaders are cool, managers are dweebs. Instead, follow the Peters Principle: Leaders are cool. Managers are cool too! – Tom Peters

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cool

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I think one of the downsides of the sort of obsession with romantic love and personal fulfillment is that the plain fact of the matter is that those feelings dont last for ever and so they better be replaced and reinforced by things that do. – Mary Archer

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A poor joke must invent its own laughter. – Proverb

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Our marriage is grounded in the word of God. Thats really it. God is the core of our marriage, and the foundation and the blueprint for it is how we live, and being open and honest and communicating, but ultimately doing what pleases God, and not in a selfish manner. – Candace Cameron Bure

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Im kind of a dork. I dont have much game. Im not particularly comfortable in bars or clubs. I much prefer being home playing Scrabble, having dinner with a couple friends, going to see a movie, or losing a whole weekend to Season 14 of Law and Order or The Simpsons. – Wentworth Miller

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