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Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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car
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Mitch Hedberg
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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Life
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Mitch Hedberg
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I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didnt work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Other Quotes from
cool
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When I think of the definition of cool and when I look at people, John Travolta is really the definition of cool because, not only is he great in all his movies, but, as a person, hes just really cool. – Christina Milian

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cool

I have been a huge nerd to my kids. I havent done the cool movies that they like. With 24, I gained a lot of respect. 24 is now, its hip, its their generation. – Ricky Schroder

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cool

Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasnt cool to say, at a young age, I want to be a comedian. – Albert Brooks

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cool

Im trying to mix the cool, independent stuff with the big stuff, but its been difficult finding the right roles. Its been an interesting ride as far as my career pendulum is concerned. – Orlando Bloom

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cool

Random Quotes

I gambled and I lost. I failed in securing my options for this choice for myself, but I succeeded in verifying the Dark Age is still with us. – Jack Kevorkian

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Age

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life. Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat. – Albert Einstein

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Health

Happiness is a thing to be practiced, like the violin. – John Lubbock

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Happiness

The truth needs so little rehearsal. – Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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Honesty