Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg
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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg
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I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg
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