Mitch Hedberg's Quote - Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Quote by Mitch Hedberg

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus? – Mitch Hedberg

Other quotes by Mitch Hedberg

I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when Im upside down. – Mitch Hedberg

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Well, we played with Soul Coughing once for like two days, that was pretty cool. I mean they were all good, you can pull a great experience from everything. – Mike Lowry

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And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool. – Adam Brody

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Labels dont mean anything to me. Im trying to play as passionately as Im able to. If they want to call that cool, thats fine. Just spell the name right, is the formula. – Lee Konitz

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I wasnt some weird loner in school, but I definitely wasnt invited to any of the cool parties. – Paul Wesley

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