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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain

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Grammar
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Mark Twain
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I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. – Mark Twain

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Smoking
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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He felt it, he said, an honor to wash his face, being, as it was, the temple of the Spirit. – Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1838 journal, about Jones Very

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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle. – Mitch Hedberg

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In America, as opposed to the old country, success was based on merit. – Rand Paul

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I have taught history on the high school and college levels, and am or have been a lecturer at the Smithsonian, The National Institutes of Health, and numerous colleges and universities, mostly on science fiction and technology subjects. – Jack L. Chalker

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