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Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain

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Conservatism
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Mark Twain
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

Category:
Cats
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Mark Twain
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Humorous
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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change. – Dan Quayle

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Intelligent life on a planet comes of age when it first works out the reason for its own existence. – Richard Dawkins

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