Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain

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All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

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Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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