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Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. – Mark Twain

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Government
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But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. – Mark Twain

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Eating
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We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves. – Mark Twain

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Self
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Humorous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Try not to have a good time… this is supposed to be educational. – Charles M. Schulz

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Time

Every so often I find some poems that are too good for the readers of The Atlantic because they are a little too involved with the nature of poetry, as such. – Peter Davison

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Poetry

Much learning shows how little mortals know much wealth, how little wordings enjoy. – Edward Young

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Learning

Much learning does not teach understanding. – Heraclitus

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Learning