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Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

No God and no religion can survive ridicule. No political church, no nobility, no royalty or other fraud, can face ridicule in a fair field, and live. – Mark Twain

Category:
Ridicule
Author
Mark Twain
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain

Category:
Birthday
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Mark Twain
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Humorous
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A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

Category:
Humorous

All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

Category:
Humorous

Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Man was predestined to have free will. – Hal Lee Luyah

Category:
Humorous

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Just now the lilac is in bloom,
All before my little room;
And in my flower-beds, I think,
Smile the carnation and the pink… – Rupert Brooke

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The jealous bring down the curse they fear upon their own heads. – Dorothy Dix

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