It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. – Mark Twain
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain
Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain