Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990

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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a penciling. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. – Jane Wagner, The Search For Intelligent Life In The Universe, performed by Lily

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People of art should never get married and have children, because its a selfish experience. – Mikhail Baryshnikov

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I want to work on respecting individuals dignity. Equal rights, thats where my heart is. That means equal rights and benefits, and thats what we need. – Christine Gregoire

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