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Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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If we should deal out justice only, in this world, who would escape? No, it is better to be generous, and in the end more profitable, for it gains gratitude for us, and love. – Mark Twain

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Mark Twain
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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. – P.D. East

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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good. – Robert Graves

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller

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