Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. – Mark Twain

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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. – Mark Twain

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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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Today is the last day of some of your life. – Author Unknown

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Someone has said: “A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.” – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962), quoted from a physiology lecture by his Uni

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, “You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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People in the States used to think that if girls were good at sports their sexuality would be affected. – Martina Navratilova

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Failure is not fatal victory is not success. – Tony Richardson

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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. – Carl Jung

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Psychology

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. – Jay Leno

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