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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

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Insects
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Mark Twain
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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

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Prison
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Mark Twain
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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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Humorous

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. – Author Unknown

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Humorous

Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Humorous

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change

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Friendship always benefits love sometimes injures. – Seneca

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What though youth gave love and roses, Age still leaves us friends and wine. – Thomas More

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The unique and supreme voluptuousness of love lies in the certainty of committing evil. And men and women know from birth that in evil is found all sensual delight. – Charles Baudelaire

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Men

My dad named me Dakota and my mom came up with my first name Hannah. So its Hannah Dakota Fanning. – Dakota Fanning

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dad