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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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…a final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works. – T.E. Kalem

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One attraction of Latin is that you can immerse yourself in the poems of Horace and Catullus without fretting over how to say, “Have a nice day.” – Peter Brodie

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Unless there is meaningful change in Syria and an end to the crackdown, President Assad and those around him will find themselves isolated internationally and discredited within Syria. – William Hague

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