It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain