Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. – Mark Twain

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Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

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The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. – George Ade

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The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance. – Nathaniel Branden

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I literally was famous before I knew my own name. – Corey Feldman

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We hear about constitutional rights, free speech and the free press. Every time I hear those words I say to myself, That man is a Red, that man is a Communist. You never heard a real American talk in that manner. – Frank Hague

Even the most wretched individual of our present society could not exist and develop without the cumulative social efforts of countless generations. – Mikhail Bakunin

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