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Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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Banks / Banking
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Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain

Category:
Life
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Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain

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Jewelry
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Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

I just hate it when Buddhists get all emptier-than-thou. – John Fugelsang

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Humorous

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard

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Humorous

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill

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Humorous

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Where there is no counsel, the people perish; but in the multitude of counselors there is safety. Proverbs 29:18; 11:14 – Bible

Category:
Decisions

Legend remains victorious in spite of history. – Sarah Bernhardt

Category:
History

Ones own religion is after all a matter between oneself and ones Maker and no one elses. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Religion

Ive never been cool – and I dont care. – Celine Dion

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cool