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It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

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To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good. – Author Unknown

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She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow

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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

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Basically, there are two things we know: Everybody has less time, and the general public is demanding better food – better in terms of quality and better in terms of flavor. – Bobby Flay

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We may not only find faith in God in our sorrow. We may also become faithful to Him in times of calm. – Thomas S. Monson

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