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Quote by Mark Twain
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

Let us endeavor to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. – Mark Twain

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Carpe Diem
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Mark Twain
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Lord save us all from… a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. – Mark Twain

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Hope
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Other Quotes from
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson, Calvin and Hobbes

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Humorous

An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. – William Castle

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Humorous

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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Humorous

A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Humorous

Random Quotes

Nothing is work unless youd rather be doing something else. – George Halas

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work

But then I go through long periods where I dont listen to things, usually when Im working. In between the records and in between the writing I suck up books and music and movies and anything I can find. – Bruce Springsteen

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movies

There are many people who feel that it is useless and futile to continue talking about peace and non-violence against a government whose only reply is savage attacks on an unarmed and defenceless people. – Nelson Mandela

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Government

If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience. – George Bernard Shaw

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Experience