The chicken came first — God would look silly sitting on an egg. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. – Dave Beard Category: Humorous
Confucius say: Fellow with magnetic personality always point north. – Terri Guillemets, 1990 Category: Humorous
Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it. – George MacDonald Category: best
Sharing food with another human being is an intimate act that should not be indulged in lightly. – M. F. K. Fisher Category: Food
The hardest thing to accept as a parent is that you cannot apply the bandage before the bruise. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Parents
