Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain
The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain
I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed — in a modified way — 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance. – Mark Twain