Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
If you should rear a duck in the heart of the Sahara, no doubt it would swim if you brought it to the Nile. – Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain