Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken Category: Humorous
Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen Category: Humorous
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits, Small Change Category: Humorous
I dont believe the most successful people are the ones who got the best grades, got into the best schools, or made the most money. – Ben Stein Category: best
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: Marriage
Im famous today. People like me today. Might not like me tomorrow. You cant count on it. – Dave Chappelle Category: famous
