Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig Category: Humorous
She was what we used to call a suicide blond — dyed by her own hand. – Saul Bellow Category: Humorous
The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct. – Marcus Tullius Cicero Category: Experience