Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com Category: Humorous
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid. – Jack Benny Category: Humorous
The language of excitement is at best picturesque merely. You must be calm before you can utter oracles. – Henry David Thoreau Category: best
If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. – Hillary Clinton Category: Change
