A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown Category: Humorous
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig Category: Humorous
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. – Nicholas Chamfort Category: Humorous
Peoples – most peoples job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. Its not even paper. – Colin Quinn Category: Future
An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. – Mahatma Gandhi Category: Truth
But whenever history is in the making, theres some kind of intangible feeling. – Krist Novoselic Category: History