Quote by Mark Twain
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fe

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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If its your job to eat a frog, its best to do it first thing in the morning. And If its your job to eat two frogs, its best to eat the biggest one first. – Mark Twain

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To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler and no trouble. – Mark Twain

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Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do. Play consists of whatever a body is not obliged to do. – Mark Twain

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Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off. – Michael Nelson

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My cat speaks sign language with her tail. – Robert A. Stern

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One cat just leads to another. – Ernest Hemingway

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Are we really sure the purring is coming from the kitty and not from our very own hearts? – Terri Guillemets

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A lot of people out there pay good lip service to the idea of personal freedom… right up to the point that someone tries to do something that they dont personally approve of. – Neal Boortz

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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them. – William Shakespeare

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Patience is sorrows salve. – Charles Churchill

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I come from an Italian family. One of the greatest and most profound expressions we would ever use in conversations or arguments was a slamming door. The slamming door was our punctuation mark. – Mario Batali

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