Quote by Will Rogers
Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. -

Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. – Will Rogers

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With Congress, every time they make a joke its a law, and every time they make a law its a joke. – Will Rogers

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You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake itll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast its not even funny. – Steve Irwin

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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. – Dave Chappelle

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Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the publics desire for him to be funny simply because hes so good at it. – Ben Stiller

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Theyre great girls. Theyre very funny, theyre very smart, theyre fun to be with. Theyre very lively, as I think people can tell. And you know, theyre very confident girls. – Laura Bush

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Betrayal is the only truth that sticks. – Arthur Miller

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