Quote by Will Rogers
Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. -

Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

Other quotes by Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, its just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing. – Will Rogers

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Love
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Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it. – Will Rogers

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Advertising
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The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. – Will Rogers

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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny. – David Sedaris

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In a funny way, poems are suited to modern life. Theyre short, theyre intense. Nobody has time to read a 700-page book. People read magazines, and a poem takes less time than an article. – Caroline Kennedy

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Im a big fan of certain new acts. I love any genre of music, and I think its really great to see that there are new artists coming through. Its kinda funny to think that Im like the old man on campus now. But Im really happy for groups like One Direction. I think theyre really good guys. – Joe Jonas

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I always like to watch comics and its interesting that you can tell if someones funny in 10 seconds. – Christopher Walken

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The nineteenth century believed in science but the twentieth century does not. – Gertrude Stein

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All men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality. – David Allan Coe

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Im about as big a star as the Bahai faith has got, which is pretty pathetic. – Rainn Wilson

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I do like Christmas on the whole…. In its clumsy way, it does approach Peace and Goodwill. But it is clumsier every year. – E.M. Forster

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