Quote by Will Rogers
Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. -

Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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You cant say civilization dont advance… in every war they kill you in a new way. – Will Rogers

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I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime. – Will Rogers

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