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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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Im not a real movie star. Ive still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. – Will Rogers

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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. – Will Rogers

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When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, thats Memoirs. – Will Rogers

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