Quote by Will Rogers
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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in. – Will Rogers

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Election Day
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. – Will Rogers

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Government
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Back in the 70s, like one of my favorite movies ever was The Bad News Bears, and that was a kids movie, but I dont think of it that way. I think of it as just a great movie because Walter Matthau was so funny and so harsh with those kids. – Jack Black

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Ive dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but these things have become part of my process. I think the things I do for my appearance help make me look better. I even colour my hair because I like how it makes me look. – Ryan Seacrest

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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E. Lewis

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Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies. – Nigella Lawson

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The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home. – E. W. Howe

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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule – and both commonly succeed, and are right. – H.L. Mencken, 1956

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I always knew that St. Jude was an amazing organization but meeting the kids and seeing how the hospital works first hand was truly beautiful. It doesnt feel like a regular hospital all dreary and sad. Its a colorful, beautiful, comfortable, fun place to live and the energy is wonderful. – Ariana Grande

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