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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

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Integrity
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Will Rogers
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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers

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Clothing
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Will Rogers
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Its funny, because when youre younger youre in a rush to be 18 or 21 or whatever. But then you hit 30. And now, the days go by like hours. You think, 40, man, this could be the halfway point. It could be the three-quarters point, you know? Who knows? – Mark Wahlberg

Category:
funny

Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

Category:
funny

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight Im watching the highlights. – Jay London

Category:
funny

One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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funny

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If we treated everyone we meet with the same affection we bestow upon our favorite cat, they, too, would purr. – Martin Buxbaum

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There is poetry even in prose, in all the great prose which is not merely utilitarian or didactic: there exist poets who write in prose or at least in more or less apparent prose millions of poets write verses which have no connection with poetry. – Eugenio Montale

Category:
Poetry

The blues was like that problem child that you may have had in the family. You was a little bit ashamed to let anybody see him, but you loved him. You just didnt know how other people would take it. – B. B. King

Category:
Family

Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself. – Rita Mae Brown

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Humorous