Quote by Will Rogers
Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. -

Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers

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