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Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. -

Be thankful were not getting all the government were paying for. – Will Rogers

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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. – Will Rogers

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Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers

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I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. – Will Rogers

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Its funny: Im a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano its been a solitary thing. – Gary Oldman

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I got a lot of support from my parents. Thats the one thing I always appreciated. They didnt tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. – Jim Carrey

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I think since I was kid people told me that they thought I was funny. – Demetri Martin

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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