My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. – Winston Churchill Category: funny
I havent spoken to my wife in years. I didnt want to interrupt her. – Rodney Dangerfield Category: funny
The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. – Bertrand Russell Category: funny
Its a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. Its funny and accessible. – Johnny Knoxville Category: funny
We live, in fact, in a world starved for solitude, silence, and private: and therefore starved for meditation and true friendship. – C.S. Lewis Category: Meditation
Music is either sacred or secular. The sacred agrees with its dignity, and here has its greatest effect on life, an effect that remains the same through all ages and epochs. Secular music should be cheerful throughout. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Category: Music
Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds. – George Santayana Category: Perspective
