Quote by Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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The last time I saw him he was walking down lovers lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen

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