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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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