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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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