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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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An actors popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match. – Fred Allen

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Success
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Fred Allen
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We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion. – Fred Allen

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Age
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Fred Allen
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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys. – Megan Fox

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Im not a very serious person. You know how they say that clowns are very funny in public and are really sad at home? Im really kind of stupid at home and more serious in public. – Roland Joffe

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Mmmm… the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. Its a bit like when something funny has happened and you try to explain it to someone else and end up saying, You had to be there. – Jack Dee

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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. – Henry A. Kissinger

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Young people these days dont trust anything at all. They want to be free. – Haruki Murakami

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