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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen

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Humorous
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Fred Allen
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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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Family
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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dad
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Other Quotes from
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People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the space of a second or a minute. Youre laughing one minute and youre crying the next and thats just life for me, and that is what people are like. – Sally Hawkins

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funny

Im an unorthodox type of guy, a funny guy – at least I think Im funny. And one of the things I like to do is come up with nicknames for myself. – Shaquille ONeal

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funny

If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth. – Logan P. Smith

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funny

Its funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. – Jimi Hendrix

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funny

Random Quotes

One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them. – Thomas Sowell

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Failure

Over 120 Aboriginal communities run their own health services – some have been doing so for 30 years. They struggle with difficult medical problems. They also try to deal with counselling, stolen generations issues, family relationships, violence, suicide prevention. – Malcolm Fraser

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Health
[T]here is no hope for us in this painful, mysterious world save in giving ourselves to love. – Byron Caldwell Smith, letter to Kate Stephens

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Love

When you walk into a room, a healthy, beautiful smile is incredibly important. – Susan Anton

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smile