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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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