I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen
I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen