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Quote by Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen

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I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen

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I got to play with Nintendos Wii, yes its a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around. – Olivia Munn

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A word to the wise aint necessary – its the stupid ones that need the advice. – Bill Cosby

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Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didnt know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that Im one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar. – John Krasinski

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Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can give our time to is the creation and performance of music itself. – Billy Joel

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