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Quote by Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

The first time I sang in the church choir two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen

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funny
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Fred Allen
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Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. Theyre afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen

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Fear
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Fred Allen
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen

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funny
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I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear

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funny

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia. – Seal

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funny

Its funny, in a way the actor is a writer. Its not like the two things are so separate as to be like apples and oranges. The writer and the actor are one. – Sam Shepard

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funny

And I think that being able to make people laugh and write a book thats funny makes the information go down a lot easier and it makes it a lot more fun to read, easier to understand, and often stronger. So theres all kinds of advantages to it. – Al Franken

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funny

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Skepticism, riddling the faith of yesterday, prepared the way for the faith of tomorrow. – Romain Rolland

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Im happiest with my family around me. – Amy Winehouse

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People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent. – Bob Dylan

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My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.” – Harmon Killebrew

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Brothers