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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if yo

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

Other quotes by Fred Allen

Everything is for the eye these days — TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all. – Fred Allen

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Society
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Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen

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Religion
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My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen

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Funny is funny. – Don Rickles

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Smoking kills. If youre killed, youve lost a very important part of your life. – Brooke Shields

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One lion thinks its just hilarious to tackle us. Hes very funny about it… and we always know when it will happen. – Tippi Hedren

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funny

And at the time, it is funny how you can look at something and say, for example with my shoulder injury, when it first happened I said this is the worst thing that could happen to me. Why me, why now? Now I look back and say it was probably the best thing that happened to me. – Drew Brees

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I rejected the notion that my race or sex would bar my success in life. – Constance Baker Motley

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A cynic is just a man who found out when he was ten that there wasnt any Santa Claus, and hes still upset. – James G. Cozzens

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Cynicism

They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but its not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. – Terry Pratchett

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Knowledge

I do not pretend to know precisely what is on foot there but I think it pretty evident that there is a very free communication between that country and this body, and unless I am greatly mistaken, I see the dwarfish medium by which that communication is kept up. – Benjamin F. Wade

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communication