Its funny, the hardest thing to do is to make something look like its fast, loose and improvised, and get somebody to laugh. – Abel Ferrara Category: funny
When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner Category: funny
I sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said. – Lyn Nofziger Category: funny
I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America thats the America millions of Americans believe in. Thats the America I love. – Mitt Romney Category: Love
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him. – Marlene Dietrich Category: Change
