If you could cross a lion and a monkey, thats what Id be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. – Marlon Wayans Category: funny
Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When were dead earnest, humor is the only thing that is dead. – Flip Wilson Category: funny
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen Category: funny
I have a new philosophy. Im only going to dread one day at a time. – Charles M. Schulz Category: funny
So I applied to medical school and received a scholarship at Washington University in St. Louis. Washington University turned out to be a lucky choice. The faculty was scholarly and dedicated and accessible to students. – Daniel Nathans Category: Medical
