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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. – Steven Wright

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. – Robert Frost

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. – Will Rogers

Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens. – Plato

People are getting smarter nowadays they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. – Will Rogers

The more laws, the less justice. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. – Ambrose Bierce

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. – Samuel Butler

Advertising is legalized lying. – H. G. Wells

Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character. – Robert E. Lee

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit. – George Herbert

The trouble with law is lawyers. – Clarence Darrow

Justice delayed is justice denied. – William E. Gladstone

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. – Charles Lamb

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. – Charles Lamb

All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind. – Joseph Conrad

It is legal because I wish it. – Louis XIV

Deceive not thy physician, confessor, nor lawyer. – George Herbert

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. – Jeremy Bentham

Judges are the weakest link in our system of justice, and they are also the most protected. – Alan Dershowitz