Quote by George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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Age
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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good
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I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where Im from. I wouldnt move back there, but its funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way. – Jarvis Cocker

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funny

Straight men just cant imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do. – Graham Norton

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funny

I would love to play Funny Girl or Evita, but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I dont know if there needs to be another version of those shows. – Idina Menzel

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funny

Theres nothing cure or funny or lovable about being cheap. Its a total turn-off. – Doug Coupland

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funny

Random Quotes

Ive been brought up with the Christian faith with my family. – Ioan Gruffudd

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Faith

He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I dont think a satirist has any greater obligation to society than a bricklayer or anybody else. – Shel Silverstein

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Society

I love Rauschenberg. I love that he created a turning point in visual history, that he redefined the idea of beauty, that he combined painting, sculpture, photography, and everyday life with such gall, and that he was interested in, as he put it, the ability to conceive failure as progress. – Jerry Saltz

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Beauty

Homecoming means football, festivities, and friendship. – Author Unknown

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Homecoming