Quote by George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. – Quentin Crisp

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I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting. – Martha Plimpton

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I dont think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that Im a young rookie with a veterans skill. – Marlon Wayans

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I could never take the idea of religion very seriously. – Joyce Carol Oates

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Enjoyment is just the sound of being centered. – Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

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I have never been hurt by what I have not said. – Calvin Coolidge

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