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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere. – Dr. Seuss

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others we boast. – Logan P. Smith

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Men dont care whats on TV. They only care what else is on TV. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you dont know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. Its like the throw of the dice. – Jim Morrison

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Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself, if you wish to get others. – David Seabury

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If you dont die of thirst, there are blessings in the desert. You can be pulled into limitlessness, which we all yearn for, or you can do the beauty of minutiae, the scrimshaw of tiny and precise. The sky is your ocean, and the crystal silence will uplift you like great gospel music, or Neil Young. – Anne Lamott

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Life is best when you are in love. – Michael Moriarty

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