George Burns's Quote - I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns

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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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