Quote by George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns

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I think Chris Rock at the Oscars was a great example. I thought that was intellectually hilarious. The Gap starts a war with Banana Republic… That to me was funny. – Christopher Meloni

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