George Burns's Quote - I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns

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If its a good script Ill do it. And if its a bad script, and they pay me enough, Ill do it. – George Burns

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