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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Failure
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George Burns
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Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything thats down can come up. – George Burns

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Time
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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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funny

Billy is a funny, cheeky, lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is terrifying though. I can barely walk past a building without panicking that its going to collapse on his head. – Rufus Sewell

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funny

I dont think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students – they were so smart, and what I contributed to the house was, I was the funny one. – Wendy Liebman

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funny

I like children – fried. – W. C. Fields

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funny

Random Quotes

I would as soon write free verse as play tennis with the net down. – Robert Frost, 1935

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Poetry

In time of war the laws are silent. – Marcus Tullius Cicero

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Time

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. – Jean Baudrillard

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Dreams

I realize how unique my path has been. And Im thankful for that. – Vanessa Paradis

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thankful