I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns
Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns
Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. – George Burns