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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. – George Burns

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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman – or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle. – George Burns

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Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns

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Its funny – I read that women look to chiseled-faced guys for one-night stands, and to round-faced guys for marriage. When Im rounder in the face, I like to say, This is my long-term look. Or This is my wife-and-kids look right here. – Garrett Hedlund

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Womens humor seems to be a little more supportive. Its just kind of trying to make the other one laugh through funny voices and kind of talking about other people. I respond to that. I feel less like Im going to get beat up in a room full of women than I do in a room full of guys. – Paul Feig

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funny

I tend to head for whats amusing because a lot of things arent happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything. – Maggie Smith

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funny

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

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funny

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People are doing amazing things right now on the Web. – Chris Hughes

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I am tortured when I am away from my family, from my children. I am horribly guilt-ridden. – Jessica Lange

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Music is a great energizer. Its a language everybody knows. – Bill Hicks

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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

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