George Burns's Quote - I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns

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When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. – George Burns

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I cant not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me. – Greg Kinnear

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A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you dont have a top for it. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Its funny that all these goths paint their faces with such white make-up and that is the actual colour of my skin, I am that pale! – Kelly Osbourne

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