George Burns's Quote - I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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Nice to be here? At my age its nice to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Funny is funny. – Don Rickles

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Im just not one of those naturally funny, relaxed actors who enjoy the spotlight and are so good at it. – Heath Ledger

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To this day, Ive found that it doesnt matter what a guy looks like if hes really funny. His sense of humor makes him attractive. On the other hand, you dont hear men saying, No shes not pretty, but is she ever funny! – Catherine OHara

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A vegetarian is a person who wont eat anything that can have children. – David Brenner

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