Quote by George Burns
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

Other quotes by George Burns

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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Age
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I look to the future because thats where Im going to spend the rest of my life. – George Burns

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Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell

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Dont remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then youll be disappointed. – Celia Johnson

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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I dont think you can think about that. I dont think you can try to be funny. Some people are just funny. – Christopher Walken

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The trick is always to write in pairs because if at least two people find it funny, youve immediately halved the odds of it not being funny. – Steve Coogan

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Punishment may make us obey the orders we are given, but at best it will only teach an obedience to authority, not a self-control which enhances our self-respect. – Bruno Bettelheim

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Music is a beautiful opiate, if you dont take it too seriously. – Henry Miller

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