George Burns's Quote - I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. - George Burns

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. – George Burns

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Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns

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If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns

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Im very pleased to be here. Lets face it, at my age Im very pleased to be anywhere. – George Burns

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The audience changes every night. Youre the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. – Joe Rogan

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I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

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I was not particularly bright, I wasnt very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid. – Uma Thurman

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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. – H. L. Mencken

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Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions. I had Barbie Goes Rambo. – Zoe Saldana

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Taxes grow without rain. – Jewish Proverb

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I believe that history has shape, order, and meaning that exceptional men, as much as economic forces, produce change and that passe abstractions like beauty, nobility, and greatness have a shifting but continuing validity. – Camille Paglia

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Its a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise Id be a drag queen. – Dolly Parton

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