Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen Category: funny
If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny. – Mary Douglas Category: funny
Its a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. Its funny and accessible. – Johnny Knoxville Category: funny
Few persons who have ever sat for a portrait can have felt anything but inferior while the process is going on. – Anthony Powell Category: Portraits
My mom started smoking when she was 11. She went to the hill next door to try her first cigarette. She set the entire hill on fire, but it didnt deter her. – Loni Anderson Category: mom
If I finish my day with no garden dirt under my fingernails and nothing new learned, it is a day wasted! – Valerie Clague Category: Gardens
