If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. – George Burns
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. – George Burns
Im at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill. – George Burns