If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns

If you live to be one hundred, youve got it made. Very few people die past that age. – George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. – George Burns
Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. – George Burns