Quote by Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

Other quotes by Yogi Berra

A lot of guys go, Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism. I tell em, I dont know any. They want me to make one up. I dont make em up. I dont even know when I say it. Theyre the truth. And it is the truth. I dont know. – Yogi Berra

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Truth
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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early. – Yogi Berra

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Weather
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Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. – Yogi Berra

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good
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I love funny people, and when Im with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, Hey let me tell you a joke. – Paul Feig

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funny

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didnt want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece. – Rob Corddry

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funny

All men are equal before fish. – Herbert Hoover

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funny

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. – George Lopez

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funny

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The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more. – Michelle Obama

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The reason Im in this business, I assume all performers are — its Look at me, Ma! Its acceptance, you know — Look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma, look at me, Ma. And if your mother watches, youll show off till youre exhausted; but if your mother goes, Ptshew! – Lenny Bruce

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If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. – Welsh Proverb

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Nobody seems more obsessed by diet than our anti-materialistic, otherworldly, New Age spiritual types. But if the material world is merely illusion, an honest guru should be as content with Budweiser and bratwurst as with raw carrot juice, tofu and seaweed slime. – Edward Abbey

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