Quote by Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

Other quotes by Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because Im not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra

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Yogi ordered a pizza. The waitress asked How many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, Four. I dont think I could eat eight. – Yogi Berra

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