Quote by Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

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Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early. – Yogi Berra

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Laughter is involuntary. If its funny you laugh. – Tom Lehrer

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When I go to a bar, I dont go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine. – David Brenner

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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. – Mo Rocca

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Do I have a long-term plan? Kind of. I have a general direction, I think. But its funny what comes down the pike. – Jeff Bridges

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I will do today what you wont, so I can do tomorrow what you cant. – Anonymous

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The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. – Herb Caen

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Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. – Arnold Glasow

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Aversion is a form of bondage. We are tied to what we hate or fear. That is why, in our lives, the same problem, the same danger or difficulty, will present itself over and over again in various prospects, as long as we continue to resist or run away from it instead of examining it and solving it. – Patañjali

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