I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra
A lot of guys go, Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism. I tell em, I dont know any. They want me to make one up. I dont make em up. I dont even know when I say it. Theyre the truth. And it is the truth. I dont know. – Yogi Berra
Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair. – Yogi Berra
Although the time of death is approaching me, I am not afraid of dying and going to Hell or (what would be considerably worse) going to the popularized version of Heaven. I expect death to be nothingness and, for removing me from all possible fears of death, I am thankful to atheism. – Isaac Asimov