Quote by Yogi Berra
I never said most of the things I said. - Yogi Berra

I never said most of the things I said. – Yogi Berra

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Yogi saw three of his players in the locker room wearing Cone Head hats. Yogi said, Those guys make a pair. – Yogi Berra

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. – Yogi Berra

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